Tma Stories

The Magnus Archives reader insert - You'd like to think you don't know why this is happening to you. You'd like to pretend that you don't recognize the Fears exactly for what they are. You'd like to say that you have any idea about how to go back, go back to your own life and back to living in a world where the Fears weren't something all too real and were only concepts in a bloody podcast. You want to go home. You don't want to live in this world where the Magnus Institute exists. You don't want to be here, amidst a world full of monsters that know you fear them. And that's the problem, isn't it? That they know. They know that you're afraid of them, because you know they're real. That's why they keep coming after you, because you knowing they're real makes them real. They know where you are, where you live, and how terrified you are. And one day, you'll run out of near misses and pay with your life. - Cover taken @aesthetics-hoard on tumblr Find me @Dodadae on AO3

These two eccentric scientists are fucking idiots. (No updates for a long time) And they're tasked with saving the world. One Snapchat text message is all the warning that Dr. Claire and Dr. Jeanne gets from the mysterious higher ups before they're thrown into Dr. Martin's Universal Travelling Machine™ (or Meredith™ for short) and shipped off to god-knows-where. Their job is to look for Anomaly C-13; a world-ending entity that, should the two fail to locate it in time, will slowly chip away at the multiverse. But the little quest they go on is made much more difficult by their moronic tomfoolery, so they'll have to win over the hearts of the universes' inhabitants-and convince them to help. If they don't find C-13 in one universe, they'll just have to look in another. And another. And another. And another. Lord help them. --------------------------------------- This is a self-insert multi-fandom fanfiction featuring: FNaF, MHA, Malevolent, Obey Me!, Gravity Falls, SCP Foundation, Harry Potter, The Mandela Catalogue, dead plate, elevator hitch, cold front... ! I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS FROM THE LISTED FANDOMS ABOVE ! Written just for laughs-the two main characters are pea-brained dipshits (like any good MC's, hello???)-so any comments talking about OOC stuff will be shredded and fed to the dogs outside Home Depot. Warnings: swearing (obviously???), major character death, implied suicide, blood mention, dark humour(-ish?), minor sexual jokes?? Credits to Nojaro-c and Nadi617

This was written in April 2021, and pulled from the depths of my Google Docs in June 2025. A fan-statement of the Magnus Archives, written by Clover K. Brooke regarding their experience working as a janitor at a very old office building.

"Something is rotten inside of me. I have to find it and cut it out." - house song, searows. Female reader X sasha [content warnings in desc] When y/n takes an archival assistant job at the magnus Institute, she meets someone. Sasha James became her best friend, but y/n never understood what she felt when she looked at her. Content warnings: Homophobia Compulsory heterosexuality Bullying Paranormal shit duh Eating disorders Discrimination ANDDD one more thing! I've not written a fanfic in a while, so bare with me, lol!! and in this au, sasha is indeed bisexual:) Enjoy!

Jon only catches glimpses of Martin throughout the months following his recovery. He looks pale and drawn, often accompanied by little indescribable wisps of white fog. Jon wants to approach him but doesn't know how without Martin feeling like he doesn't trust him. But Jon feels like he doesn't have a choice once he sees how little Martin is taking care of himself. Hurt no comfort. Spoilers for the Magnus Archives series 4. Tw for weight loss, isolation, general canon typical Lonely stuff. Cover art is by me, you can find my work on Instagram at Luc_artwork

You were Jon Simm's little sister, also known as the archive's sweetheart, also known as Elias Bouchard's girlfriend. Jon hated you and Elias being a couple and failed to hide that fact. His complaints about the two of you had no filter, ranging from a mild comment between the two of you during dinner to a full on yelling competition in the library of the archives where you both knew Elias could hear.

(The Magnus Archives is a podcast owned by Rusty Quill, and does not belong to me. Be sure to listen to the actual podcast if you havent already. This is only a fan-made satire of the original. I am also writing this because I like the original and usually like writing parodies for media's I enjoy, so do not take this as if I'm mocking the original./gen) TWS FOR PROFANITY, CIGARETTES, ALCOHOL, GETTING DRUNK, ETC. SUMMARY: The Magnolia Institute covers various statements from over the years, which are apparently supposed to be paranormal encounters. About everyone else at the institute takes this seriously, except for the one who should actually be taking this seriously the most-the Head Archivist, Jonathan Sims.

Discussion of the scale of the universe and our place in it

Martin K. Blackwood really needed a job. So when he came across the opening for Night Guard at the British Museum, his love of history was his second motivation for taking it, after his love of keeping himself alive. But mystery surrounds those dark halls and a click of a tape recorder and a sigh from a fading man seems to be one that decides to haunt him. (I literally suck at descriptions but in a nutshell, this is Jonathon Sims x Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives, following the vague plot of Night in the Museum. Don't ask. Just read it.) NEW CHAPTERS EVERY WEEK.

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COVER ART BY STREETLIGHT-HALO ON TUMBLR!!! no creative name for this au but tim lives and becomes an avatar of the desolation

V dávném světě rozděleném mezi Světlé a Temné říše stojí křehká rovnováha udržovaná magickou bariérou zvanou "Hranice Stínů", kterou může prolomit pouze dědičný "Strážce Stínů" - osoba vyvolená k ochraně světa před zhroucením do chaosu. Po tisíce let byla tato úloha naplněna... až dosud. Strážce zmizel a Hranice začíná slábnout.

Somewhere Else, Jon and Martin celebrate their first proper Christmas together.

TMA AU where Jon gets Lonely'd and becomes only /slightly/ obsessed with Martin. I recommend making it up to at least the end of S3 before reading, since that's where I was when I started writing this ^^ (some things reference later episodes because I had to do a lil research but yeah-) Unhinged shipfic I came up with when I was listening to the same song on repeat for an hour. Wrote the first chapter (first as in written first not first as in chronologically. think how star wars ep 4 came out first. i've literally never even seen star wars.) when I was sleep deprived and procrastinating doing homework. !!!CONTENT WARNING!!! THIS FIC IS PROBABLY NOT SAFE FOR YALL TO READ IF YOU GET TRIGGERED EASILY! SPECIFIC CONTENT WARNINGS WILL LIKELY BE INCLUDED AT THE START OF CHAPTERS IF I REMEMBER TO PUT THEM THERE, BUT BEAR IN MIND THIS IS A FIC ABOUT OBSESSION AND FEAR OF ABANDONMENT/BEING ALONE!!! THERES ALSO VIOLENCE!!! ALSO ITS ABOUT THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES WHICH IS A HORROR PODCAST AND IS NOT CHILD FRIENDLY IN THE LEAST!!!! IT HAS SO MANY TRIGGER WARNINGS AND IS LICENSED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS ATTRIBUTION NON-COMMERCIAL SHAREALIKE 4.0 INTERNATIONAL LICENSE!!!!!! THIS IS NOT CHILD FRIENDLY!!!!!!!!! Also. Posting WILL NOT be consistent. I write these chapters in order of how I feel like chaptering, and operate off of sugar, sleep deprivation, and random bursts of motivation. Enjoy the crackfic. ^^ (listen to TMA I beg of you please it's my hyperfixation) Content Warnings: - Obsession - Stalking - Violence - Threatened violence - Monophobia/Autophobia - Elias Bouchard - Swearing - Blackmail - Mild sexual joke in the introduction? Not super serious- js like- memeing on something If there's any I missed I'm so sorry and please tell me so I can add them here T^T

OC TMA stuff (out of order)

An alternate ending for The Magnus Archives. Jon succeeded, in the end.

Jon was human. He was still human, despite all the awful power he had, all the things he Knew. Martin believed it in his heart, and would keep believing.

Statement of... "Jane," regarding the woman in her wallpaper. Original statement given January 14th, 1892. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London. Statement begins. ~ + ~ There are women in my wall. I know you may think I'm crazy, but I've seen them. They run underneath the wallpaper, back and forth, frantically trying to free themselves from it, and they cannot get out. ~~~ Credit to rejectedtmastatements & monochromaticoccultist on tumblr for this idea! { https://www.pinterest.com/pin/631278072780577876/ } I saw this prompt on Pinterest and I knew immediately that I absolutely had to write it! Hope you enjoy <3 * This is intended to be a S1 statement, associated with the Spiral; case number #8921401. * But you're free to interpret it however you see fit! ^^ (Link to podfic by LenaReads on Archive Of Our Own: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39840585) ~~~ TWs and original AO3 tags: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jonathan Sims, "Jane" Additional Tags: Original Statement (The Magnus Archives), Statement Fic (The Magnus Archives), Inspired by The Yellow Wallpaper, References to The Yellow Wallpaper, I don't know how to tag this, delicate mental state, Mental Health Issues, Psychological Trauma, Psychological Drama, The Spiral Fear Entity (The Magnus Archives), Canon-Typical The Spiral Content (The Magnus Archives), Angst, No beta we kayak like Tim, Podfic Welcome

A one shot I wrote for my friend also Spoiler warning for The Magnus Archives!

Spoilers for the end of season 4 of TMA After Jonah's failed attempt to cause the eyepocalipse Martin and Jon decide that it eould be for the best if they both foud a stable job. Mostly so Martin can afford to eat. Martin becomes a librarian and Jon becomes a teacher. What could possibly go wrong with a semi-omnipitent Archivist having to teach a bunch of teenagers..?