histórias de Toaster

Disclaimer: All the content here is purely satire and for entertainment.

"Don't make me regret writing this" --- All writers at some point in their lives

[A DuckTales AU. Season two rewritten with the Negaverse characters. Basically the show but the characters are opposite. This is part 2 of the Negaverse AU. Enjoy!] The Duck family is back in action, and, after the events of the Eclipse War, they're certain they can take on anything. Except Louie. All his life, it's been him and his brothers against the world. The world can be a dangerous foe, so who better to protect Huey and Dewey than their eldest brother? But what happens when they don't need his protection anymore? Can he trust them to take care of themselves? Can he trust anyone to do the right thing? Meanwhile, 3 subplots are going on in the background. This family just can't take a break, can they? Episode 1: All Fun and Games Episode 2: Attack of the 50ft Krill Episode 3: The Depths of Uncle Scrooge Episode 4: Needing Space Episode 5: Magic Hates Friendship Episode 6: Della's (Sort of) Epic Escape Episode 7: The Dangerous Romance of Donald Duck Episode 8: Happy Nightmares, Lena DeSpell Episode 9: Time and Reason Episode 10: LenaTales Episode 11: The Most Powerful Duck in the World Episode 12: Louie's Invasion

PLEASE- this is just a joke- my friend wanted me to write this

"Hey guys welcome To super sanic... Just Kidding we are Going to be playing Sanic Ball" In a world where tiny little penus clowns are on the about as evil has struck with balls with the faces of sonic characters but there is one man who can save us all... Pr0toasterFTW the 14 year old you-tuber and he is gonna have to show his "Warface" when he is on "the mighty quest for epic loot" which may or may not be references to his YouTube videos and only his sidekick the "Russians" with 20 million views on a foreign website and it's getting really serious!

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A toaster named Jeff.

"Wow toas, this could be true loaf~" "Oh shut up" A fic where a loaf of bread and a toaster have an unstoppable love <3

"So at some point I'm going to try to start a Dungeons and Dragons game here. It will be pretty slow paced and you can respond whenever you have time. This is just for fun and you can leave if you don't want to play. If you do want to play, though, then all you need to know is that this campaign will be set in a standard fantasy type world. You don't have to put a lot of thought into your character because I fully intend for this to be silly and whimsical..." -Derek, Dungeon Master. THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT THE READER THIS IS FOR THE FEW PLAYERS IN THIS CAMPAIGN!!!

I'm just a toaster trying to find love....

$TOASTER: The Doggo Who Toasts to the Moon! Get in Before the Bread Rises!

ASK ME ANYTHING, I'LL ANSWER!

after this stink will want a toaster for his bathtub

you find a game and you do small brain and play it you eventually start flirting with the evil man in the game damn Reader is gender nuteral btw!!

Yep.