Toefungus Histoires

About a ugly ass reptiles life or whatever

After breaking up with his one and only true love Donald J. Trump, Elon Musk misses the loving comfort of a significant other. In an attempt to fill this sickening void, he downloads a new game called "Stardew Valley". But there he meets the most handsome npc ever. Will he be able to win over Harvey's heart and join him in the digital world? Or will Harvey reject his feelings and date a new player...

basically, ill take requests for whatever you want me to write (no smut srry)

momos toe fungus so bad

lil fun facts 4 my ocs SPOILERS FOR THE BOOK IM MAKING

What's it like to be hiking for over 20 years and not check on what has been molding and rotting underneath those nasty feet of yours? Take on John Dory's adventure to dealing with his foot fungus! Inviting you to a heartbreaking-- jaw dropping-- heart stopping-- and a live changing experience! (This is for school purposes I'm genuinely so sorry guys this is severely satire I swear)

A love story between two people who love a good toe sucking

stories from life that i think the internet would be entertained with