Toilethumour Stories

Legolas is visiting Imladris and learns about the infamous incident of which nobody dares to speak...

A Waterfall to rival Niagara. Lets face it, the last time we Westerners had to squat to pee was when we were 4 years old & refusing to use the toilet like a lady. Unlock the back door Mum and let me out to the backyard! A young Aussie woman, newly graduated from Highschool with plenty of hopes and dreams ahead of her. On a plane bound for China, the excitement starts to fizzle when reality sets in. A short story recount of her first unfortunate encounter with squat toilets. This, is a woman's reality.

Amber and Beth are in serious trouble. All they dream of is going to University and escaping their teens, but Nicola, their controlling, megalomaniacal tutor, is making it impossible. Beth can. She has all sorts of tricks up her sleeve, as well as a confident, smarmy attitude. Time is running short and the girls are under pressure. Can they make the impending deadline, and have the night on the town of their dreams?