Toiletthoughts Stories

As you can see the title these are all my toilet thoughts

Have you ever just been sitting on the toilet, taking a shower, or spacing out on the sofa and thinking about the randomest things? This is the things I think about during those moments. (I'm not forcing you to agree, these are just my personal opinions. So don't get triggered.) In other words.......just me casually being stupid/weird. (I had a lot of drafts I made that I never published, so I said f*ck it and spam published them all.)

Literally just dumb crap from my life.

A lot of these quotes are from my best friend. Some quotes are long, some are shorter. (Offensive language warning)

Just a collection of my thoughts as well as the unfiltered thoughts of many others! -Will take chapter suggestions -Feel free to submit your own stories