Blackcatmaster
What do you do, when Shakespeare's 'Romeo And Juliet' turns out to be a waste of time? It wasn't funny, it wasn't worth it, and when Romeo and Juliet died, you ended up cheering. And even dying for someone else who you'd probably break up with was the worst idea ever invented. So, what if things were a little different? Find out, in this parody edit.
Note the last two words: PARODY F***ING EDIT. Do NOT under any circumstances, drunk, high or otherwise think this is a different story. It's simply been editing to make it hil-f***ing-arious. :P