Tomfawkes storie

Captain Galm, the renown explorer. He's travelled near and far. His job is to map the very stars in the sky, to explore the unknown and see things that no man could every dream to see. Countless planets will be explored by him and his crew. Too bad they are bloody useless at keeping the ship space worthy. With every crash err, 'unplanned landing' they find themself in a new situation, surrounded by new creatures and facing new problems. Will they survive? Will they live to tell the tale? Will Smarty actually learn how to fly the ship? Who knows.. But regardless of how things turn out, it's bound to be an eventful journey. So strap in tight, prepare youself for an adventure and whatever you do, don't piss off the local wildlife. A Derp Crew space AU! Based on No mans sky, Starbound, Star Trek and many other stolen references. I plead the fifth. This prompt was kindly given to me by Boffymark. Tumblr.com/letsboffy Send him good vibes for such a great idea and for spell checking my work =^vv^=

She was the most playful and kind one of the group, except when video games came into play. She was beautiful, either seen with jealously or list when people watched her gaming videos. She was smart, passing college easily so she could become what she wanted too. She was a member of the Derp Crew; And her choices could destroy friendships forever. (Disclaimer: I don't own any You Tubers except FloraZombieChick [Sorry if that's a real YT channel] Or pictures. I only own Flora and the fan fiction idea.) © Copyright Sweetie gamer girl

"One of us is gonna die." Four friends. One seemingly normal Halloween night. One adventurous mistake. They learn the hard way why everyone calls him "the outsider". (Inspired by the "Murder!" rap w/ Boyinaband, Minx, and Chilled. If you haven't heard it, you should totally check it out! PS, fair warning: blood, murder, you know... all the diabolical stuff.)

After PAX 2016 both Smarty and Maddie went home broken hearted. They did stay in contact for a while but ten years later Smarty has finally smashed 7 million subs, while Maddie has become a primary school teacher and moves to New York for a fresh start. But will Smarty's nephew help an old spark relight?

Here you can ask questions, dares, etc to our very own derps. With a little DerpCrew lovin'. XD Warning: May be Yaoi, if you don't like it or are homophobic, go and find another profile!

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ˢᵀᴼᶜᴷᴴᴼᴸᴹ ˢᵞᴺᴰᴿᴼᴹᴱ ᴵˢ ᴺᴼᵀ ᴿᴱᶜᴼᴳᴺᴵᶻᴱᴰ ᴬˢ ᴬ ᴰᴱᶠᴵᴺᴵᵀᴱ ᴾˢᵞᶜᴴᴼᴸᴼᴳᴵᶜᴬᴸ ᶜᴼᴺᴰᴵᵀᴵᴼᴺ ᴼᴿ ᴰᴵˢᴼᴿᴰᴱᴿ, ᴮᵁᵀ ᴿᴬᵀᴴᴱᴿ ᴬᴺ ᴬᴿᴿᴬᵞ ᴼᶠ ˢᵞᴹᴾᵀᴼᴹˢ ᵀᴴᴬᵀ ᴴᴼˢᵀᴬᴳᴱˢ ᵁᴺᴰᴱᴿᴳᴼ ᴵᴺ ᴬᴺ ᴬᴮᴰᵁᶜᵀᴵᴼᴺ ᴼᴿ ᴴᴼˢᵀᴬᴳᴱ ˢᴵᵀᵁᴬᵀᴵᴼᴺ. ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼˢᵀ ᴬᴾᴾᴬᴿᴱᴺᵀ ˢᵞᴹᴾᵀᴼᴹ ᴱˣᴴᴵᴮᴵᵀᴱᴰ ᴵᴺ ˢᵀᴼᶜᴷᴴᴼᴸᴹ ˢᵞᴺᴰᴿᴼᴹᴱ ᴵˢ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴱᴹᴼᵀᴵᴼᴺᴬᴸ ᴬᵀᵀᴬᶜᴴᴹᴱᴺᵀ ᴬᴺᴰ ᴱᴹᴾᴬᵀᴴᵞ ᶠᴼᴿ ᵀᴴᴱ ᶜᴬᴾᵀᴼᴿ ᴼᴿ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴬᴮᵁˢᴱᴿ.

Lapis Aprigliano never believed in the existence of monsters. At least, not until she met the Fawkes brothers. (TW: Blood, death, possible smut, etc.)

Random Derp Crew vampire imagines, drabbles, scenarios, etc.

Basically what the title says. Stories with a Derp Crew name (not a ship) are stories from that PoV that don't have a ship or an AU about the Derp Crew. I don't write Derp x OC/reader stories. There will be very slow updates, so be warned. I didn't want to stick the Derp Crew stuff I want to write with my other oneshots since those fandoms in there don't really mix with Derp Crew, plus we need more Derp Crew books on Wattpad in my opinion. Hopefully I'll feel inspired to write during the summer...

Contains information about the subjects and patient based off of observations and communication with the subjects and patient. Some facts may be inaccurate due to confusion or complications with transfer of data into the archives or collection of information. Compiled by the D.C. Mental Institute. For authorized use only. A Derp Crew AU.

The Derp Crew and a few of their friends have been transported to another world where every day they must prepare for a monster filled night. Oh, they're all also seperated. They must all find each other and work through many dangers as well. Dangers forgotten for a long time.

( NOW I CAN'T STAND TO BE ALONE LET'S GO TO PERFECT PLACES ) YOUTUBE / REAL LIFE AU ( ZEROYALVIKING ) ( completed ) ZEROYALVIKING X FEMALE OC COPYRIGHT : IOSTEMPIRE, STARTED : FEBRUARY TWENTIETH, 2017, FINISHED : DECEMBER THIRTY-FIRST, 2017,

Basically it's the Derp Crew on Kik, i guess...hope you enjoy!

Their lives are just one big sea of misfortune. They aren't very popular. They get bullied. Their family, along with them, was kidnapped by a cult who worshipped a snake like monster, and their suppose to be mates to a bunch of wolves.

Anthony Caos is included in the obscure 2% of the world's population with a unique "gift." When he's enrolled in a specialized training and education program, living in a secluded facility with thousands of others just like him, things don't seem too bad, but nothing is what it truly seems. Guards roaming every corridor, training and sparring techniques too brutal to be labeled as "self defense," and a God literally walking among crowd.

Even if the odds are low, it's never been bad to be a bit optimistic. Like if you were friends with a group of people, but then had to move. It's always nice to think you'll see them again, and if your lucky, it'll be even better then you could possibly imagine. But, it may take awhile...Oh Well

YouTube one-shots about whomever or whatever I feel motivated to write about. No requests yet please!