Toofunny Stories

Detective Clyde Johnson is arrogant. So full of himself, that Marilynn Neovaski hates his guts. Can Clyde win Mari's heart? Join Clyde and Mari as they travel down a road of romance, humor, and mystery!

I worked at a call center and this is what happened.

Hello world! For the first time in forever I will start posting. I am new but really good. So tell me what I should do. Hope you survive the night. Foxy: -Screeches- Wait where did he go? Chica: -walks in- Did you get him? Foxy: No. Where did he go? Chica: Here is his tablet. Foxy: Look! At the bathrooms! Mike: Haha suckers! It's 6:00!!!-exits pizzaria- Chica: -Walks to Stage with Foxy- This just gets more and more boring Freddy. Freddy: No! We are not quiting! I will personally slice you up if you ask again!! Chica: Yes Boss. Freddy: Oh Chica your here. Sorry. I was on the phone. Call Bonnie. Chica: BONNIE!!! Bonnie: Bruh. I am right here. Freddy: Guys I don't want to do this anymore. Let's stop killing people. Chica: Oohh. CAN WE MAKE A QS AND AS PAGE? PLZ PLZ PLZ!!! Freddy: Ok Chica. We will start. Bonnie you agree? Bonnie: Sure why do I even care? Freddy: Foxy? Foxy: Yea lad. Freddy: Ok let the questions start rolling in!!

too funny!!!

Yes, that's right! Book number three coming your way.

I accept request as long as i come up with ideas and your request. This story thing will go on and i'm telling you there will be funny contents and cussing!(it makes it funnier who with me!)

It all started when Sam woke up on a hot summer day. Hungry, hung over and a damn pain in his ass that won't go away. What the hell happened last night? As if on cue, a loud annoying beat comes from the bunker kitchen. 'This is not the way into my heart, into my head, into my brain, into the none of the above.' *~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~* I might continue this who knows, amirite? Just a heads up, since it could eventually get past being a oneshot.

A kid named Lane is lost in the woods and cant get out because he was stabbed.

Hello people's! My name is Princess and this is my first time writing a story so please...bare with me. It might not be the greatest story you ever read but still I hope you enjoy it

Disclaimer: A very non-classy humor infused werewolf story. No seriously, the only reason its up and running is for sh!ts and giggles. If you want something slightly more sophisticated, feel welcomed to read my other books. ❇ Imagine this. You are at school everything is peachy fine. You are minding your own business when BOOM a muscular 'wall' crashes into you. What do you do? You freaking insult them until you make them angry as those cartoon figures in the tv where they are beet red and steam pours from there ears! Why, because to you it's the most rational reaction. But what happens if that isn't what they do? You do bump into the wall you do insult them but they look off? Happy? Almost bursting with joy? Then I believe he is a werewolf and your his mate. I mean I didn't do anything wrong! I swear on my best friends! Ok there was that one time! And that other time... Okay! I get it karma is a b*cth. Gah I should of thought about going ape sh*t on the sketchy granny last week... Oh well. °completed° #947 in Werewolf Oct. 19 #674 in Werewolf Oct 21 #532 in Werewolf 1.17.19 #1 in Comedy

Have you ever wondered how I might be, to be a BEE? Well, Barry Benson Bee is bored out of his mind, even though he just became a pollen jock. He's also been nominated as Bee-Leader, but something just doesn't sit right with him. Nothing happens anymore, Vanessa, the love of his life, got married to a tick?! He really needs some distraction. And there's only one person who can help. Papa Smurf. Now, Papa Smurf is not bored at all, he loves his life, his home, his friends. But one person came to destroy it all Gargamel. He invaded their hometown and the poor Smurfs had to flee. They ended up in Bee-Land. Where everyone can BEE anything! Now he has to survive in Bee-Land, but he also needs to make sure that he'll win back his beloved Smurf-Land. And there's only one person who could help him. Barry Benson Bee. Dive right into this turbulent romanic, fast gripping, legs quivering story!

Want to have a moment of some laughter? Read this book about jokes I posted, it will make your day for sure!

This is about constipated girls.

Save the date and get ready to relate! This book contains facts, situations, fails, jokes and insults that any teen can relate to. New chapter everyday!