Toofunny Stories

Want to have a moment of some laughter? Read this book about jokes I posted, it will make your day for sure!

Random Jokes and come backs and funny pictures, Warning if you don't like cussing or swearing whatever you say you might want to stay the fûck away from this book.

Stephanie (Steph) Chen and Alexandra (Alex) Zhou hold a long-time grudge against an unfortunate character named Zara Haughton. Grudges, pranks, lies and lots and lots of fun await in these hilarious chapters! Some Skulduggery Pleasant inspired 'magic' is in some chapters, because we thought it would be funny. Also, the ages of the characters vary a lot, so it might be a bit confusing when a sixteen-year-old teenager suddenly jumps to thirty-one years of age and back again. Just a bit of fun!

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Detective Clyde Johnson is arrogant. So full of himself, that Marilynn Neovaski hates his guts. Can Clyde win Mari's heart? Join Clyde and Mari as they travel down a road of romance, humor, and mystery!

Get ready for a book where I'll write down my strange thoughts, rant if I need to, and such like that. We will clarify who exactly is writing each chapter between Tony and me. I really like that cover. Funny. English muffin. Tony here and I'm just waiting how long it will take people to notice that I'm adding this... right now it is May 4th at 10:40PM STOP CORRECTING MY GRAMMAR. I DO WHAT I WANT. But I corrected it anyways.....

There was a beautiful girl. Who always wanted a perfect boy. But she always use to get crush on assholes kind of guys. She was rich, fair, pretty and sweet. She always use to go to the sugarcane shop n used to drink juice . One day she notices the boy of that shop and falls for him.... So will she able to get him. Will they date. A ganna wala who lives in a chawl and a rich girl who lives in flat and how would she able to talk to him, share her feelings and what would be the reaction of that boy....omg so such to know❣ Pls read my stories and this is my first story so pls ignore the mistakes✌ And kindly leave your COMMENTS and FEEDBACK on my story

too funny!!!

THE PICS AREN'T OURS Made in Ichi🌈

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Welcome to Relatable posts 2! The place for everyone living the sloth life- slouching and snacking away watching endless hours of TV. This book totally describes your life.

Hello world! For the first time in forever I will start posting. I am new but really good. So tell me what I should do. Hope you survive the night. Foxy: -Screeches- Wait where did he go? Chica: -walks in- Did you get him? Foxy: No. Where did he go? Chica: Here is his tablet. Foxy: Look! At the bathrooms! Mike: Haha suckers! It's 6:00!!!-exits pizzaria- Chica: -Walks to Stage with Foxy- This just gets more and more boring Freddy. Freddy: No! We are not quiting! I will personally slice you up if you ask again!! Chica: Yes Boss. Freddy: Oh Chica your here. Sorry. I was on the phone. Call Bonnie. Chica: BONNIE!!! Bonnie: Bruh. I am right here. Freddy: Guys I don't want to do this anymore. Let's stop killing people. Chica: Oohh. CAN WE MAKE A QS AND AS PAGE? PLZ PLZ PLZ!!! Freddy: Ok Chica. We will start. Bonnie you agree? Bonnie: Sure why do I even care? Freddy: Foxy? Foxy: Yea lad. Freddy: Ok let the questions start rolling in!!

I worked at a call center and this is what happened.

Disclaimer: A very non-classy humor infused werewolf story. No seriously, the only reason its up and running is for sh!ts and giggles. If you want something slightly more sophisticated, feel welcomed to read my other books. ❇ Imagine this. You are at school everything is peachy fine. You are minding your own business when BOOM a muscular 'wall' crashes into you. What do you do? You freaking insult them until you make them angry as those cartoon figures in the tv where they are beet red and steam pours from there ears! Why, because to you it's the most rational reaction. But what happens if that isn't what they do? You do bump into the wall you do insult them but they look off? Happy? Almost bursting with joy? Then I believe he is a werewolf and your his mate. I mean I didn't do anything wrong! I swear on my best friends! Ok there was that one time! And that other time... Okay! I get it karma is a b*cth. Gah I should of thought about going ape sh*t on the sketchy granny last week... Oh well. °completed° #947 in Werewolf Oct. 19 #674 in Werewolf Oct 21 #532 in Werewolf 1.17.19 #1 in Comedy

It all started when Sam woke up on a hot summer day. Hungry, hung over and a damn pain in his ass that won't go away. What the hell happened last night? As if on cue, a loud annoying beat comes from the bunker kitchen. 'This is not the way into my heart, into my head, into my brain, into the none of the above.' *~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~* I might continue this who knows, amirite? Just a heads up, since it could eventually get past being a oneshot.

Save the date and get ready to relate! This book contains facts, situations, fails, jokes and insults that any teen can relate to. New chapter everyday!

A kid named Lane is lost in the woods and cant get out because he was stabbed.