Toot Stories

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A steamy, passionate love exchange between our favorites Donald Trump and sexy Vladimir Putin *warning steamy/intense/crispy/smutty/crusty/420/69/minimal bilingual/surprise guest/ passionate/real/not clickbait/ true story/its gonna be ugggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

Lily makes herself breakfast. Then war. I got bored ok

"𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝗦𝗮𝗽𝗶𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝘄𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗶'𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝘂𝗺"

It's a story about a fart.

⚠️This story contains glass/ glass breaking, trauma/ traumatic events, details for small injuries, and panic attacks! If you are uncomfortable with such topics, I recommend skipping this story!⚠️ Every night for a while, Agent 8 would disappear and return either late in the evening or early in the morning. 3 never thought much of it until the one night 8 came home. The current picture is temporary!

Sequel of "I HATE YOU!!!!! Jonah x Lexie x Cam" Jonah was feeling insecure so he summons a creature to help him. But what will happen when that demon turns in to a sexy butler? Read to find out...

In a world where pop stardom meets magic, Bertha is just a normal girl whose life changes one dark evening in the bathroom of a bar. Watch as Bertha uncovers a hidden secret that turns her reality upside down, as she navigates the challenges of newfound friendships and unexpected dangers, jealousy and adventure collide, leading to many shocking twists, and even love. Caught in a whirlwind of emotions, Bertha must choose... As she embarks on a journey filled with dragons, romance, and surprises, she discovers that true love can change everything. Will she embrace her destiny and follow her heart? Join Bertha on this captivating adventure where dreams and reality intertwine! **WARNING**KIDNAPPING, KISSING & DRAGONS

It's ok to toot is from my other ac, but I am publishing Them on here :) this is a educational reader for kids learning how to toot

This is a joke please do not take ot seriously LMAO. my first ever fanfic shawtys

An x reader book where you romance a vampire named Tenebris. (Pronounced Ter-ner-bris) All characters are adults! Haha funny diabolik lovers picture on cover!!! HEHEHEHEE

I write a story about my stoopid freinds teehehee

Tooting and Booting looks from season one of 'RuPaul's Drag Race'. These are our opinions, sorry if we disagree with you. Please don't have a fit if we happen to disagree with you. Remember to Vote, Share and follow for more 'Ruwind!' and 'Abbie and Zoe's Drag Race'

Spike is a gassy bulldog. Read about his adventures in this eye-opening book about the struggles of a dog inflicted with toxic fart disease!

If you're looking for a normal romance story with a beginning, middle, and end... keep looking. This is just a collection of the weird, the gross, and the "why am I dating this person?" moments. Half of these make sense. The other half make us look crazy. A collection of everything he said, everything I did, and all the moments in between that probably should have stayed between us

Randomness and pictures!!!! (Warning: There won't be any inappropriate pictures, but there may be some inqpropriate words! Also, there is no cursing!)

For SeverusSneep Pornto.

she was walking by in the food store when all the sudden "TOOOOOTTT" AHHH he screamed and ran away..what will happen next?