Tord Stories

on hold/discontinued? Fuck myself. I know it's stupid but eh... In this AU, Tom is the Spider-Man, the nerd behind the mask. People call him a freak because he is obsessed with 'spiders' while Tord is a bully and a scientist. A mad one, you could say. Things get messy when these two souls meet. Read more to find out, Don't hate on me if it sucks. Art cover credit to p-nim Slow updates

(I wrote this years ago but I'll publish it anyways so pls don't come for me if it's too harsh I was young when I wrote this) (WARNING THIS STORY CONTAINS R4PE, HEATS, MPREG, ABUSE, AND OTHER SHIT SO DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU)

No one deserves to be alone on Christmas, not even Zanta.

this is a future eddtord/baconcola fic! eventual smut lads dw and slight angst and fluff

In this story, Tom takes center stage!

a TomTord story where Tord may or may not be obsessed with Tom.. second story because I don't know how to add more chapters.. I'M SO SORRY.

New desc. I made drawings and am working on loads of fanart, so you can watch me progress! Just a warning for you now; updates will be extremely slow and I may go on long hiatuses sometimes, but I do try to post as often as my motivation and creativity let me. Anywho, enjoy!

You and Tord knew each other since 2nd grade and you group as close childhood friends. [Closer than the others]. You basically hide powers that you've had from a science experiment from everyone, and kept it inside you. y/n= your name h/c= hair color f/f= favorite food h/s= hair style (will edit 🤷) [INCLUDES HARSH LANGUAGE]

This story revolves around TomTord and EddMatt. I'm sorry if you don't like eddsworld ships and I try my best to write. Also, cover art isn't mine! I try to look up who it belong to but I can't find he owners so please don't say anything about the cover! Thanks~ 🌟

Just a thing I'm starting I'll probably add more to it but who knows 😅 ------ Request if you want ------- Characters: Tord Matt Tom Edd

Y'all filthy sinners know I had to make an eddsworld edition for 7 minutes in heaven, but this is based off of a whole bunch of dirty sin. If you don't like that kind of stuff then please leave, I don't want my book to he reported and taken down. Thank you. -Thomas.

Tord hadnt been prepared for the ambush. He didnt know that the Green Army had been spying on his approaching forces, so he had no choice but to retreat into the nearby forest. But he gets seperated, then he's out of ammo. And Edd has to come rub it in his face. But then a fox comes to the rescue, a strange big fox that understands him, that the Green Army is afraid of. Cause this fox doesnt like the Green Army, she likes the Red.

Magpie is an introvert, the shyest person in all of history. She almost never leaves her house. She doesnt like being around people, except her adopted sis Revamp and her close friend Runnerbean, or Runner for short. Magpie is different in other ways too. Some patches of her light skin are darker than others and she cant see color. She also happens to be a diabetic, yippee. She is walking through the woods one day, around noon for once, when she saw a huge robot explode up in the sky. Seeing that it crashed near her, she goes to investigate and finds Tord. He is in rough shape and she decides to help him. Even though she is freaking out inside.

Red Leader Tord x Gangster Gal Crimsom Scarlet, leader of the Guarder Gang. They know what their doing, the only one that can outsmart a Guarder is another Guarder as they say. But Tord and the Red Army lost their former base to the Blue army and have no choice but to try and go into Guarder territory to make some sort of alliance. Long story short, shit happens.

Tom is white. But Tord is whiter. (This is a parody of Dear Starboy. CommanderEgg made a parody book, so I guess it's a parody of a parody. Hurray.)

Crisis au- Photo by calesa-camlexielis on deviant art Enjoy my crisis au story!

Paul and Patryck have been friends with Fallen Hope for ages. Fallen deals in poisons and knows all aboit the substances. She even created some deadly ones herself. With her extensive knowledge of poison, she knows how to cure affects of toxins and has even gained an imunity to a good variety of the poisons in her possesion. So when Tord gets very ill, they call her in to help fix him up. Feelings begin to bloom and eventually things happen. But blood can only fester near poison for so long before death comes knocking. Can Tord and Fallen manage to stay alive, or will death tear them apart?

Tord only had one ally in this war, the Fallen Army, as they called themselves. They were strong he'd give them that, but he had never seen their leader face to face. After ages of requesting to properly meet her, he does; but imagine his surprise when he finds that she is the escaped experiment #63 that went missing five years ago. And he is left to wonder, why would she want to help the one who experimented on her?

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⚠DISCLAIMERS⚠ {THIS STORY CONTAINS PHYSICAL, MENTAL, AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE, AS WELL AS DEPRESSION AND SELF-HARM} {This story takes place before and during The End.} {The reader is a female, sorry guys and non-bionary pals.} {Any art/music that is used in this book do not belong to me unless said otherwise.} {This story will contain things that the author personally ships, such as MattEdd and Paultryk.} {Updates will be slow!} {The author may fall out of the Eddsworld fandom, but they will let you readers know if they do so before either putting this book on hold, or discontinuing it.} --- Crazy. Psychotic. Sadistic. These a were the names [Y/N] was called daily, and she hated it. It made her life so difficult, all because of old highschool rumors. To escape them, she moved to England, where she hoped they wouldn't follow. Unfortunately, one of her classmates had followed, wanting to make her life a living hell. [Y/N], oblivious to this person, moved into a new home, living across the street from two houses, of whom seem to hate each other. Tom - Blue Hoodie Matt - Purple Hoodie (Also Green Overcoat?) Edd - Green Hoodie The nice ones. The ones who tend to invite her over the most to either draw, shoot harpoons, or watch Matt admire himself a bit too much. Jon - Blue Button-Up Mark - Purple Sweater Eduardo - Green Dress Shirt The... tsunderes. All except for... Jon. Jon, the innocent one who revealed to not actually want to insult his neighbors. He's too pure for his own good, especially in his household. He's insulted and abused by Eduardo a lot, and it made [Y/N] frustrated. Though, she knew if she intervened, she'd somehow make it worse. So, she stayed out of it. For Jon's sake, and hers. --- {1780 words in this description, including this}