Totallytrue Stories

Some Lapidot Trash Stories Are Seperate Like The Ending Of One Story Is NOT Gonna Have A Sequel (Well maybe some...) Peridot Is A Boy In Some Of These Lapis Is A Boy In Some Of These.... Luv y'all

The world is shit. And their town wasn't exactly any different. You see, there was a big variety of specimens ranging from homophobic turtle lovers to Asian dinosaurs with extensions. Fruity Yeezus was just the tip of the iceberg, No one would be surprised if Extra Virgin Olive Oil Mary could be there too... How tf did I get here, what I'm I even- Disclaimer: this was the product of an iMessage convo that went too far. My bestie and I are both equally weird, hence this story. I am deeply sorry for my existence. Proceed at your own risk

ALL THE FANDOMS I'M IN AND THE QUALIFICATIONS. (not really this is more of a joke than a guide)

These are a list of random facts that are different 100% true no matter what anyone else says I'm not ripping you of trust me

This is a place I will put head canons for my three favorite animes. I fully encourage crack comments because that is my breakfast, dinner and lunch to be honest. 🤪 Welcome to my mind!

Another nineth grade essay I am dropping of here

Peofoo's life as a raccoon in the big world

Hehehe read it

A chilling tale of how the Easter bunny tale started...

I'm lovin it!!! - a cringy cliche parody fanfic by shadystiles

I was raped my my neighbor, and I thought he loved me. But then he shot me.... guys this is total true from a manual aspect, how it felt to be in my shoes.

Hi there my name is Sharty and lemme tell you about the scariest story I have!!!!!! It's the scariest story known to man!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was just a regular day in my emo life. It was raining outside like yesterday and I heard the evil clock say that it was time to go to school!!!!!! OH NOES!!! NOT SCHOOLZZZ!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!! And then I heard the loudest door open in my life and they knocked too!!!

HEYO! It's your favorite gal, who likes to make random stories out of nothing! You can ask my friends. It's a legit thing I do. Yeah. This is going to be me finding random pics online and writing the story of what happened in the picture... or what led to it. Warning: Some of the (all) are extreemememely absurd, and so untrue. Have fun reading. Butts and cats included. All pictures go to their rightful owners!! Only the profile pic is made by me! :3 Kitties.