Trainwreck Stories

When an arrogant billionaire, RAYMOND SINCLAIR, double-crosses the sinister military industrial complex, he discovers the beautiful intern he recently fired, EVELYN SIMMONS, holds the key to saving his life and his company. *There is an expanded version of this story on my profile that is more polished. 'The Asshole App Expanded Version'. *****Author's note. Story contains Mature Language and Sexual References***** My beautiful cover was made by @myie_laura 's Love Graphics Shop. Featured on the #Badass Reads Badass King's reading list No. 1 in the Jam-Board 2022 General Fiction Category. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Excerpt from "The Asshole App"- "Baby, I got your text. Now, tell Mama Dee what happened." "My boss, Raymond Sinclair, that's what happened! He's a jackass." Evie gulped air, swallowing bile. "He humiliated me in front of the entire staff this morning." Struggling to breathe, she held her midriff. "I feel as if I've been punched in the stomach." "That asshole!" Deedee's voice was muffled behind the menu as she checked the specials. She lowered the shiny, laminated cardboard. "I told you the man's a soulless billionaire. I don't care how many smart phones or self-driving cars he's sold. Or how hot he looks on the cover of Time. He's an insufferable ass." Suggestively, she laid an exquisitely manicured index finger against her cheek. The jungle-colored nail was painted with tiny, fornicating leopards. "How are you going to get back at him?"

a collection of poetry that you cant actually be sure is poetry. no im not kidding about that.

Just a train of thought whose tracks are crisscrossing this sleep deprived mind. No matter the success or failure of this conglomerate writing and grammar nightmare, maybe, just maybe its enough to inspire another's eclectic mind.

i love bill hader these are bill hader characters because i'm in love with him

***SEQUEL TO IS THIS FOR REAL*** Tori is turning 16, Justin's album is dropping, they're going on tour, Austin is opening for Justin. Sounds glamorous right? Not quite. Throw in Tori's crazy ex boyfriend next to Austin. This is going to cause a few bumps in the road. Justin's legally an adult, which is a good thing and a bad thing. He thinks that he can do anything he wants, which is not the case at all. Justin hangs out with the wrong people and gets into the wrong stuff. This changes his relationship with everyone he knows and loves... including Caitlin. Will he be able to get back on track? Or will Justin become his worst nightmare? A train wreck. One thing's for sure, this tour spells trouble.

Trigger Warning - These are poems i've come up with

this es me and my family. uwu

When a FBI agent life is on thin ice the grey-Sloan team races to help save a life. But when two geniuses meet they are inseparable

Welcome to modern day Colorado: a place exactly the same as it was in 2017. Yep, absolutely zero change. Oh wait, hold up a minute. I forgot, there are a few differences! For one, there's a new president and for two the new iPhone 11s came out. The exact same iPhone as the 6s yet people are still obsessed with dem hunks of metal. Enter now the kinda/mostly main character of this book: Emily Baker. She basically has a normal 16 year old life, complete with girl fights and the occasional boyfriend and breakup routine. The only not-so-normal thing Emily has ever had to deal with is her uncanny ability to fly, this only being discovered one day when an amusement park ride takes a turn (quite literally!) for the worst. And that's not all this apparently very unnormal teen has to face, throw in some of her other peers (consisting of the nerd, the jock, the captain of the cheerleading squad, and the social outcast) who have special abilities like Emily's own and BAM! You get an automatic recipe for a superhero squad. There's just one teensy weensy problemo: they all suck at being superheroes, and when the world needs them most they realize just how sucky they actually are. Join this disastrous group as they struggle through puberty, intergalactic threats that could quite possibly rock their worlds forever, and of course some well needed and inevitable teenage drama. This is high school after all, what can you possibly expect? ;)

What would you do if you had one more day to live? This is a story I wrote when I was feeling really upset sometime in 2014, bad times lol. Had a bunch of work loaded up and it was 12am so yeah lmao

A book of poetry written by me. Please do not steal my works.

Calli has always been well a "train wreck". She was not the greatest student, not a good athlete, and life always seemed like it was crumbling before her. Her only thing she is good at is writing but even that her parents didn't care about. Her brother got a football scholarship and she got a writing award and her family payed no attention. 1 year after her mothers death Calli found her diary and realized maybe she wasn't the only train wreck in the family.

Thoughts. That's what this is. Just some thoughts I've had. **Trigger warning** There is some pretty umm... deep stuff in here. It may upset some people so read at your own risk, don't want you to be sad, do we? Hope you have a good day, whether you choose to read or not :)

Stormii Winters - yes that's her real name - is just a girl from St.Louis trying her hardest to accomplish her dreams. She has always wanted to be a model. Now that she's finally got the opportunity of a life time nothing will get in her way. At least that's what she had planned. Until she met him.

warning: this is a horror series and is 12+ due too mild language and scary images and may trigger clastraphobia and fear of knifes or mention of blood and might trigger a

Tiffanie Ralen at the age of Twelve having quite a difficult life, living with her Aunt Taylor. Since her parents passed away when she was four years old. She never was told the whole truth, Join her as she finds out the details left out of the story of the incident!

I need a rant, or 2. Maybe a couple hundred.

Melanie Ravens has a husband and daughter that love her, and even friends that she adores. But will case after case after case be the cause of her misery? Mel must figure our when she's done with this, even if it isn't. When she is done, her bad luck is over.. I have a copyright on everything in these stories. This is the first book in a three-book series.

Hey, it's me again. Yes, Tide, the one and only Double Elemental. Even among the freaks I'm a freak. How fun. But enough about that. I'm a little busy trying to save the world from a genocidal woman who may or may not still be alive. I'm not entirely sure. So, because I have an unfortunate sense of morality, I am leaving the the peaceful beaches of Hawaii to travel to Russia and save the world from the above mentioned genocidal woman. Yay me. (Sequel to The Elementals) [Fantasy #5]