Noob_Alucin
Falling into the Dragon Ball universe is already a headache... but waking up in Raditz's body on the exact day he arrives on Earth? That's a death sentence.
...Unless you already know the entire script-and have absolutely no intention of following it.
Dean, a forty-year-old man with encyclopedic knowledge of the franchise, takes control of the long-haired Saiyan warrior. But instead of acting like the usual arrogant soldier doomed to end up with a hole through his chest, he chooses a different approach: cunning, boldness, and a healthy dose of strategy. Why fight your younger brother to the death when you can win him over with a hug-and take advantage of his naivety? Why let the Z Fighters repeat the same logical mistakes when you can start pulling the strings from the shadows... or right in front of them?
With an imposing presence and a calculating mind, this new Raditz sets out to cheat fate itself. From securing the economy of Mount Paozu to win over his sister-in-law, to capturing Bulma's heart-and her technology-before a certain short-tempered prince ever sets foot on the planet, he's determined to reshape everything.
But time is running out... and the real monsters of outer space are still on their way.
To survive, build a comfortable life, and protect his new reality-and family-Raditz will have to rewrite the rules of the game. After all, becoming the strongest warrior in the universe is always an option...
...but bending the story to his own curiosity and amusement sounds far more fun.