Historias de Tricycles

When comparing a two-wheel bicycle to a three wheel electric bike, the difference is clear. While bicycles are fast and agile, trikes focus on stability and ease of use. The addition of electric power makes them suitable for longer distances, uphill rides, and everyday commutes.

" 'The common fallacy in thinking is that there is only one correct way to crash a car without harming yourself or the surrounding areas. It is true that we must consider the terrain and avoid a rollover crash, but it is far more complicated than that...you have to consider the size and weight of your vehicle, how much room you have, whether there are other vehicles present...' Her voice dies out as Typhon snores, his feet sliding off the pedals." Theresa, a no-nonsense magical girl-like entity, crashes her taxi through the underworld realms and creates portals for a living. That is, when she is not preoccupied with transporting the deceased to the underworld realm. Or when she finds herself covering for the exceptionally eccentric ruler of her realm, Death. As if Theresa's slowly pulsing heart wasn't unsettled enough, she finds herself conned into babysitting Death's recluse of a son, as well.

Sir Frog Piss the III and his true love, the Bicycle Carriage, Aberline Albernathy.

These are basically just random stories about me: Some are funny, some are scary, and some are sad. But one thing they have in common? They're all true!