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OH NO! What's this? You're ugly! How tragic. You should go and see the Beauty Doctors in Barbieville! They'll fix you up for sure!
Nothing bad or weird can go wrong! For sure! 100% Guaranteed Satisfaction. No complaints, and no refunds. May cause severe lung cancer, brain cancer, diarrhea, difficulty breathing, the urge to vomit, temporary/permanent blindness, liver failure, headaches, nausea, constipation, UTI, bruising, internal bleeding, rashes, itchiness, allergies, dismemberment, the loss of feelings in your arms and legs, a feeling like your heart is freezing over (because it is), and many other minor symptoms. Remember, beauty comes with a price.