Trumpxelon Stories

Elon and trump get married and a lot of drama and gay stuff happens so u should totally read this 😼

Star-crossed lovers battle societal norms and supernatural phenomena to reach true love. How far will they go for each other? How far will they go for themselves? This is a story of passion, betrayal, mystery, greed, and twists no one saw coming. "Can I call you Cutie, like the tangerines, to show my love of the touch of your irresistible, chemically tinted skin?" Elon asked with a smile creeping up his face. "Of course you can. Elon, I will answer to anything you call me," Donald mumbled with squinting eyes. "Call me anything and I will answer you, love."

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A raunchy, sexy, freaky love story about how trump and elon got married

Elongated Musket Rat has become the right-hand man for President Tump. His goal at first was to form a firm alliance, yet gradually, over time, he became utterly infatuated with Tump's plump orange body. Whatever shall he do to gain Tump's affection these 4 passionate years in office?

Trump sat in his giant throbbing mansion like any other millionaire does, just chillin'. Out of nowhere, he gets a call from his enemy, or should I say.. Enemies? Both Elon musk AND Obama! They both want something from him, that only one of them can have; his love. Who will get Trump's love? Elon? Obama? read to find out 🫃😟

Elon tries to fix things between him and trump after their fight

When Trump and Elon hook up, what happens when Elon finds out Trumps big secret?

This is a joke story about a trump x elon joke my friends made. it's not going to be good, but have fun! !!NONE OF THE PHOTOS ARE MINE!!

how they broke up and made up again 🫶🏻

Trump wants to win the election but Kamala is to good, his alpha wolf Elon is their to help him through the head times ahead till one day his whole world explodes PLEASE READ (I'm not a Trump supporter in any way, im doing this for fun and nothing should be taken seriously!!!!)

Trump and Elon had the best and most romantic relationship ever. It all changed when Elon seen Trumps emails with Epstein...

this is a love triangle of Biden Elon and trump and it's not meant to offend anyone its only for shits and giggles don't take it seriously!!!!

When Trump demands a space ship to make himself the world first "space president," Elon Musk happily agrees. But then a freak accident occurs, and they are both left alone in the orbit, what happens?

THIS IS A JOKE I MADE THIS BC I WANNA KICK BOTH OF THEM IN THE BALLS

Elon Musky wants to be with Trumpy Dumpy, but his heart has always and will always belong to Joey Boden Doomed yaoi/true destiny 😍😍😍😍😍 (With a little Yuri side plot of KamalaxMelania 😮😛) Satire silly little coping mechanism!!! :p

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he was a nerdy south African new to freedom high, he was the popular jock who was also a big heart as well as a big back and liked to bully Africans (they were stealing our jobs) they met in sex ed but soon taught themselves all there was to know♤♤♤ .(anal plug) read more to know in which hole it goes (theres a twist)

Trump x Elon story unfinished smut mpreg yaoi BL boys love kissing smooching omega alpha omegaverse

Me and my friends decided to write this masterpiece. Watch as horse child and traumatized child meet dazai and chuuya. Things may happen! Guys will be cute! And Percy Jackson will be given a gun eventually! Cover art was done by me. All content in here is satire. Hope you enjoy reading :]. Credits: {so far} (@cyyisinyourwalls, @yuzaicyy) [most of these reads are me bc I was constantly rewriting lol.]