Tryingtobefunny Stories

These are mostly gonna be based off my MB Skits and are for my followers and myself more than anything. I'm actually the person who doesn't really like to read one-shots (I get too emotionally attached to certain one-shots and get all sad when they end) but here I am making one shots LOLLL Love y'all!

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All I wanted was sleep.

Its funnier if you read the story instead of this. Plus I suck at these. Minecraft belomgs to Mojang or Microsoft (I'm not completely sure).

"Do you even know how worthless you are, [name]?" A cold and bitter female voice bit out. The words like a snake baring its fangs, but the snake didn't have any venom now did it? "Yes mother." [Name] murmured out, the little boy covered in bruises and cuts. He kept his head down, [hair color] hair falling into his face. He was sent to the dungeons once again, like a shackled raven with clipped wings and a broken soul. His mother smacked him across the face, her nails catching the skin and drawing blood. "look at me when I'm speaking to you!" She hissed. Why did she have to get stuck with this bastard? She'd be getting rid of him soon enough. The last thing [name] saw was his mother slamming the cage door shut and walking off. He saw his sisters smirk, pleased with what she had done. She framed him for ruining her dress and ripping it, of course mother would believe her over him. This would be the last thing [name] saw before he'd be getting sent away to pure hell.

A very abrupt (short) story. I wrote it while taking a greyhound. Then converted it into a school fiction essay. Sharing for feedback from readers.

"Aha, hello travelers! It seems you've came across a book of many creatures and characters, currently they are all being changed...hopefully we'll talk again!"

Memes have become such a popular form of humor that they have been made into T-shirt and books. There are many different types of animal memes. Cats memes are the most popular animal memes because they're cute and funny when they do something silly. Other animals that make good memes include dogs, monkeys, racoons and rats

A delightful parody of writing and the superhero genre! Follow the story of Paradox as he fights crime and delves into a web of mystery! An enigmatic villain known only as the Author has begun changing the very fabric of reality and the course of history. Paradox must fight through villains such as One Direction, Taylor, and Clockwork on his quest against the Author. Can he defeat her? Or will he too fall victim to her reality bending power? Find out now! (Details subject to change.)

A 17 year old teenager's world turns upside down when he faces an oddly unfamiliar circumstance. He needs to find answers to what is happening...but he must do it fast because he only has 5 days to live

This is just a book of pick up lines my friends and I decided to do, read at your own will. please understand that this is purely as a joke, please use these at your own risk. Warning: this is a piece of shit.

Y O U W I L L D I E B E W A R N E D

Short poem for kids and grown ups. For dreamers and those who don't make, make and make up friends.

When a 16 year old girl goes away on vacation with her cousins and her crush happens to be there, romance is in the air and it leaves every one saying, "What just happened?!?"

When you want to write a really good story but end up doing this instead. A bunch of "When" Moments to describe my life.

I had no clue whatsoever to write another book about. So I decided to do something random. Hope you enjoy What Makes Me Pisses Off The Most.

Eric just began at a new boarding school. Eric just got a new roommate. She is a little strange. Eric fears she might kill him or herself. What happens when Eric begins to believe her stories. What happens when he falls in love.

This is about a monkey who is quite rapidly evolving into a human being and has tried to adapt to the human world a bit better

The thing with coping with heartbreak, is the fact that no one really wants to. Who would? Leila Anderson never expected her red-lipstick-and-bun look to go out of style. But when Leila's boyfriend Jett destroys her heart and rips it into pieces (literally, rips her heart-shaped 'get well soon' card) she clearly sees that her 'perfect girl' facade has totally faded away. Letting go is not that easy, and Leila learns that the hardest way a teenage girl possibly could. by joining a club for 'Especially Heartbroken Girls'. And if Leila can admit one thing, she can definitely admit that talking out your boyfriend issues with girls who've experienced the same thing is well, relatable. Highest Rank - #595 In ChickLit On 7/13/17.

Hey guy's so this story is kind of a intertwine story with @mmjkelly story adopted by NateWantstobattle so hope you enjoy.