Tryingtobefunny Geschichten

First drafts of all my arien writing. Some is more canon than others, they're all vauge ideas fleshed out in some way or another

Alex is 12 when her parents suddenly make her move to New York leaving her house that she grew up in and her best friend Shawn behind. Five years later when she is 17 her dad gets involved with the wrong kind of people and create a series of horror. Alex is worried something might have happened to Shawn when he doesn't pick up his phone so she drives back to Santa Barbara but on the way she finds a group of survivors claiming to be the only ones left. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ok I would write more in detail but I don't feel like it I mean you will read it in the book well anyhow Alex stays with the group but keeps looking for Shawn an the first chapter is a symbol for later on.

This is just a book of pick up lines my friends and I decided to do, read at your own will. please understand that this is purely as a joke, please use these at your own risk. Warning: this is a piece of shit.

I like to write, but I'm too lazy to ever make a fully competent story, so I made this book to show off the random bouts of writing that I make every now and then.

Damian needs an extracurricular. A random volleyball team at his high school dares to be subpar in front of him. It's a match made in heaven. [crossposted on Ao3]

I really hope these are funny I'll place them here whenever I come up with them or here them

اهلا سناجبي معكم الانسة ليندا اريد ان ابدا بكتابة قصص اكيد لكم يا اخواتشي لتنامو عليها امزح 😂🙂 اقترحو علي قصص يا حلوين 🥰😌✌️ ايضا اريد دعمكم لي اعتبروني اختشكم 😂😂 للعلم انا ابلغ 15 يا اطفال 😂😂😂 اخبروني اي نوع قصص تريدون 🙂😌🙃 مع السلامة سناجبي 🐿️🐿️💖💋

Uhhhh, the title :))

what the title says this book will not be entertaining it is really just for me to right down random things

Pretty self explanatory I think. They'll be pretty short so it won't take much of your time if you'd like to read it. Would you like to drown in a sea of insomnia induced words?

Why are people so cruel They split themselves thinking their different but there all the same For hero's There's no such thing as a good hero all they run on is greed or pride Villains think that as long as their motive is right then whatever they do is right And civillans their no damsels in distress there just twisted and like watching people suffer as long as their not affected by it All of these people are the same. And I won't let eri become like them We can't trust them. So why are these people trying so hard gain my trust? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "OI HORNS COME TRAIN WITH ME." "Bakugo calm down! She might not want to" "SHUT UP NERD THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND HORNS BUTT OUT." "I agree with midoriya we should wait till she done eating" "NO ONE ASKED YOU PEPERMINT-" "Actually my name is todoroki did that smoke possibly Enter you brain on accident?" "Pfft-" "COUGH- COUGH-" The snickers of Kaminari and the choking of kirishima sounded out through the background "YOU SON OF A BITC-" "Language you little shits." Aizawa states shutting everyone up ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MHA isn't mine credit to Kōhei Horikoshi However I will be making oc's and will have changes to the original storyline I'll also try to not torture y'all with slow updates💀 AND FYI THE ARY ISNT MINE EITHER I FOUND IT AND TAMPERD IT A BIT CREDITS TO ARTIST

Poetry if you could even call it that...We shall see where this goes...also just a picture I took of a cloud so yeah I love clouds *Also my work don't steal it*

Chalita need that recipe. She will die for it. She will sacrifice for it. Apparently she will also seduce the restaurant owner's daughter for it.

diary and stuff

This is about a monkey who is quite rapidly evolving into a human being and has tried to adapt to the human world a bit better

Terence is tired of moving. He loved San Diego, he had friends, he was the star of the soccer team, they were right by the beach. But they once again had to move to Portland Oregon, he thinks its too cold there, that his mom somehow got crazier there, that everyone is weird there, and to top it all off he has a super annoying locker neighbor. But then he met Marnie.

Thomas (Tom) Is a boy who loves to travel with his friends when he has days off on the weekends, or on random breaks his shcool has. But, one day he's traveling with his friend, they met in a terrible accident, that changed Tom's life forever. Remake of my 1st person story: My Life Is Hard

Super duper sad:(

Just some crazy ideas of what raimon group chat would be like that's all English is NOT my first language so beware. I love my cinnamon roll tenma, that I made him capable of lots of things (please don't judge!) I don't own inazuma eleven go or anything else that I put in this story! Rest if you like and thank you!