Tumblrsexymen Stories

this is very old and i refuse to delete it why is this tagged with king dice

(I actually ship them BUT I PROMISE THIS FANFIC IS A MASSIVE JOKE 😭) Onceler and Byakuya were rivaling business partners. Despite their similarities, they could never put aside their differences and get along. And that was until a business convention brought the two unlikely lovers together.

mmmm delicious reigen breasts ,ONESHOTS MORE LIKE BACKSHOTS

We decided to play Frantic Fanfict and came up with a (somewhat) cohesive storyline for our funny stories. So sit back, relax and enjoy the various misadventures of the tumblr sexymen in a world that just isn't made for them (because of their various mental issues and maladaptiveness)

u will learn sum dark and sexy truths so read it now or ur a cringy Jeff the killer fangirl

" 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤, 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐘/𝐍, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡. " ═════════════════ After a long day of work, you check your phone in hopes that you would receive a text from your crush, Jesus Christ, but all you saw was a notification from the language app, Duolingo. You dismissed it as nothing important, blissfully unaware that you were being watched. Every move, every conversation, monitored by a certain viridescent bird who's had his eye on you for quite some time. ═════════════════ Yandere!Duolingo Bird x reader Y/N is gender neutral with they/them pronouns TWs: Obsessiveness, blood, swearing, threats, kidnapping, main character death