Turds Stories

Nurse Joy and Brock are stuck in an elevator when things start to get stinky...

A lil baby lemon

All u need to know about mf langauge

How four friends met :|

{; Hi guys! I know this is my third New fanfic. But, This is kind of a joke off of my favorite show, How I Met Your Mother. It's gonna be like my guardian in the future...

A disgusting blonde named Lila would be dancing one day on the street and a mysterious Mafia boss would seem to have wandered into the crowd watching her. It was practi...

This is a ballad quatrain (chain) about a crow's habits. It is the form used by Samuel Taylor Coleridge in his famous poem, The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, first publi...

I don't really know shit about writing bcus like I tried to make my girlfriend think im smart so like idk

Play solo or in multiplayer mode as you battle it out against other Smith families. Show the whole world that you're the last Stan standing. Good day to all fans of Amer...

Always excited about meeting lifesavers and people from wicked

Emily x ginger poop

angry turds

Animals are one of my favorite subjects for tempoems, a form created by my poet friend, Bill Temple, a long time member of this Wattpad writing community. Thank you, Bi...

This book is about a day in my life that includes turds