Turkeys Stories

🦃🎆In the heat of summer, as the embers of a nation's pride burn bright, something ancient stirs beneath the smoke, turning a day of celebration into a reckoning.💀🪦

I like randomess (oooh I invented a new word! ZOMG!). I also like (setting) crap (on fire). The meeting of these two amazing elements (seven bottles of vodka, and unsafe love), aaaand... RANDOM CRAP WAS BORN! Now randomess and crap are going to have a divorce. They're still deciding weather Random Crap should stay with randomess or crap.

This is a really weird short story that popped in my head.

turkeys are they nice or mean

Food

Inspired by a Hamilton au and a friend of mine's brainchild. Just don't ask where the turkey came from....I'm still wondering myself. Anyway, I had this idea that seemingly hasn't been done before. There are alternate universes in the modern world, such as high school. So this is just a fic the really has no major plot, just the adventures of the RQ characters in the fascinating world of............. Kindergarten. Btw, as a joke (or is it?) the theme song to this is ABC by Jackson 5.

A collection of (currently one) one-shots that I happen to think of.

... It's a parody of The Lion King. With turkeys. I really don't know so don't ask. Have fun being confused~ ***I DO NOT OWN THE LION KING OR ITS PLOT. ALL THIS IS BASED OFF THE LION KING WITH THE EXCEPTION THAT THIS IS ABOUT TURKEYS. I ALSO DON'T OWN THE COVER.***

Cloud the green turkey and Vincent the pilgrim were once best friends..... and as Thanksgiving was coming up, famous Native American Sephiroth chef is out to seek a turkey for the thanksgiving feast. This is pure randomness... Happy Thanksgiving!

A story of a filly's selectional voyage.

This is a Book... yep..

Will and a group of settlers discover a new land, and new challenges.

Jake ends up hurt in the forest and passes out, he wakes up in a strange place with a very handsome turkey.