Historias de Turnips

Levy has a serious disease. HEART FAILURE. It's not life threatening it just makes you want to commit suicide. In other words, she's fallen in love with a hardcore idiot. This Princess is in need of her knight in iron armor. What's next?

so there was a gardener aight and he had this garden okay well you wouldn't believe what happened he planted a turnip and it was destined to be eaten one day one day he ate the turnip so yeah that's basically it

Due to the fact that her hopeless friends had completely trashed the art room at her school, Misaki made the choice of pursuing her art hobby at a new school: Aoki High School. The school was pretty normal...except for the fact that her art teacher was only a year older than her! Sasori-sensei: a lean man with sharp brown eyes and scarlett red hair. Misaki was somewhat suspicous of Sasori-sensei, by the way he was eye-ing all of his female students. One day, forgetting her notebook in the art room, Misaki walks back to her previous class only to see her teacher flirting with one of her classmates after class! Is Sasori-sensei a pervert after all?

A modern fan fic retelling of an old Russian fairy tale. Please be informed that: NOTE 1: No copyright infringement intended. NOTE 2: I do not own the rights for these films. NOTE 3: Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. And Jack Kipling's a real-life person, the son of Rudyard Kipling. I actually borrowed him in here as D.J. and Kate's son. Hehehehehe....

Meh I am bored sooo YA..

"I don't dress to impress, I dress in distress"

This is a book about recipes of all types.

"FROGS! I WON'T HAVE IT, I WON'T!" Oh, hello there, I didn't know you'd come in because that was my principal screaming her betroot hair off. And another thing ... ... ... I'd like to introduce you to myself. With hair like a blazing maple tree and an identical twin to double the fun (not always with the most desirable results), I attend a school where you can garruntee there would be crazy hairdos, whacky friends and certainly a LOT of frogs, beetroots, and turnips!

this is a sad story about my friend @Darealisabella

CURRENTLY AND SLOWLY EDITING Like seriously, you have no idea how random these are going to be. Again, too lazy for a decent cover. Hopefully these will make you laugh! :)

The first poem was written by Angela - it was written during science cos we were soooooo bored!!!!!!! :D Enjoy this random chizzz :D