Turnips Stories

"I don't dress to impress, I dress in distress"

CURRENTLY AND SLOWLY EDITING Like seriously, you have no idea how random these are going to be. Again, too lazy for a decent cover. Hopefully these will make you laugh...

A modern fan fic retelling of an old Russian fairy tale. Please be informed that: NOTE 1: No copyright infringement intended. NOTE 2: I do not own the rights for these...

this is a sad story about my friend @Darealisabella

Meh I am bored sooo YA..

Levy has a serious disease. HEART FAILURE. It's not life threatening it just makes you want to commit suicide. In other words, she's fallen in love with a hardcore idiot...

The first poem was written by Angela - it was written during science cos we were soooooo bored!!!!!!! :D Enjoy this random chizzz :D

Due to the fact that her hopeless friends had completely trashed the art room at her school, Misaki made the choice of pursuing her art hobby at a new school: Aoki High...

so there was a gardener aight and he had this garden okay well you wouldn't believe what happened he planted a turnip and it was destined to be eaten one day one day he...

This is a book about recipes of all types.

"FROGS! I WON'T HAVE IT, I WON'T!" Oh, hello there, I didn't know you'd come in because that was my principal screaming her betroot hair off. And another thing...