Twat Stories

Very awesome

Dr. Seuss stories that are absolutely not bad and to be taken seriously. Dr. Seuss gone wrong!

HOW I MET ME FRIENDSSSS (this includes Jordan, Camryn, Evelyn.)

the title you assholes

Just about a dick who likes dick

Hoe bags

Guns, Volkswagen, and Douglas. It's total mayhem(keep in mind this story sometimes uses the opinion of the interwebs)! Chapters 1- 10 were written in 2 days because i'm super hyper!!

titel se als (that was in afrikaans)

This stupid fucker stole my chickin nuggies so now I have to babysit this bitch to teach him a lesson to NEVER FUCK with me or anyone else in the pizzeria again. It's gonna be a pain in the ass looking after this twat, but at least I won't be the only one doing it. If any of you wanna help out, you can. Yes, I'll be in the fanfic. But I'm an animatronic like the others, but not possessed by any spirit. The characters won't be either, it'll just be a funny story with fun characters that like to kill each other once in a while. And I won't be shipping myself with any of the animatronics, either. And yes, I know it's another fanfic with Springtrap in it. He's my comfort character, alright? Warning: cussing, violence, and ships you probably won't like. January 25th, 2021

F U C K Y O U

Is it hard to kiss in a tree? Like has anyone tried? XD I mean..it's like trying to screw on a table, you think it'll be easy but it isn't.. Anyways xD Dis goin' be meh personal book! :3

i'm only going to post poems when i feel the need to.

This is my awesome description

• Boys are twats. All boys are disgusting, horrible, vile, nose-picking twats. And I hate them. I never want to be in a relationship, and no matter how hard Flo tries, she will never get me into a relationship. • Ashley Cobain, the red headed beauty from 12th grade, and Flo Epit know that boys aren't perfect. Flo puts up with it, dates guys, falls for them. The usually girly stuff. Ashley on the other side of the scales, is black hearted and will not, I repeat, NOT, let anyone near her blackened heart. Could a concert ticket be the way to Ashley's heart?? Or is Andy Biersack setting standards way to high for the average guy?

I love you

Sheep sheep

Lauren , who is a total nerd and spend most of her time studying is surrounded by her parents who are really into parties and showing off. They make Lauren attempt a party and make her date Liam. But then she mets Niall and her whole life changes.