Twat Stories

This stupid fucker stole my chickin nuggies so now I have to babysit this bitch to teach him a lesson to NEVER FUCK with me or anyone else in the pizzeria again. It's gonna be a pain in the ass looking after this twat, but at least I won't be the only one doing it. If any of you wanna help out, you can. Yes, I'll be in the fanfic. But I'm an animatronic like the others, but not possessed by any spirit. The characters won't be either, it'll just be a funny story with fun characters that like to kill each other once in a while. And I won't be shipping myself with any of the animatronics, either. And yes, I know it's another fanfic with Springtrap in it. He's my comfort character, alright? Warning: cussing, violence, and ships you probably won't like. January 25th, 2021

The Tales of the Twat SMP. As time goes on you add some others onto the SMP. These medium length mini stories will hopefully make your day :) Normal stories are chill streams, meet ups and other things

Dr. Seuss stories that are absolutely not bad and to be taken seriously. Dr. Seuss gone wrong!

A true sad story of a life ruined by Genji...

the title you assholes

Lauren , who is a total nerd and spend most of her time studying is surrounded by her parents who are really into parties and showing off. They make Lauren attempt a party and make her date Liam. But then she mets Niall and her whole life changes.

i'm only going to post poems when i feel the need to.

Nyeh

F U C K Y O U

Guns, Volkswagen, and Douglas. It's total mayhem(keep in mind this story sometimes uses the opinion of the interwebs)! Chapters 1- 10 were written in 2 days because i'm super hyper!!

I love you

Hoe bags

This is my awesome description

HOW I MET ME FRIENDSSSS (this includes Jordan, Camryn, Evelyn.)

• Boys are twats. All boys are disgusting, horrible, vile, nose-picking twats. And I hate them. I never want to be in a relationship, and no matter how hard Flo tries, she will never get me into a relationship. • Ashley Cobain, the red headed beauty from 12th grade, and Flo Epit know that boys aren't perfect. Flo puts up with it, dates guys, falls for them. The usually girly stuff. Ashley on the other side of the scales, is black hearted and will not, I repeat, NOT, let anyone near her blackened heart. Could a concert ticket be the way to Ashley's heart?? Or is Andy Biersack setting standards way to high for the average guy?

Be prepared because we say some stupid shit

a couple of mlgs kill some little fgts trying to get into fAzE, get bannd from c0d and go to battlefeeeeeeld get ip banned, they cri eveitime and then go to arma 2 dayz when they combatlog and lose they're brandnew hoodies they got from mommie :^(

Julia Lobato is your average high school girl. She has a pretty simple life. Makes good grades, captain on the girl soccer team, obsessed with vampires, totally team Edward, and she has an awesome boyfriend who she loves dearly. She's enjoying life and doesn't want nor see why it would have to change. Trevor Lobo is next in line to receive the Alpha title,though he's kind of reluctant. Since he was forced to my from Portland to Seattle because of combining packs he's been upset. But finding his mate be begins to look on the brighter side. When he finds out that she's already taken and wants nothing to do with him his world comes crashing back down