Twilightsucks Stories

Welcome to CalypsoWolfie's book called.... Oh sorry, you read the title? Okay. So.... why do I need a description again? Oh yes, to intrigue readers. Do I need to though? The title is sooooo self explanatory. So, what do I need to say? Have fun reading this stuff, I guess.Please comment if you have any disagreement with my ranting or facts because I kinda want to argue with a twihard.... *yells* I SUCK AT DESCRIPTIONS! Done here. Nothing to see. Move along. Read the book. Then, do what you want. I suggest eating beef jerky.

a paranormal monster Hunter series that I might actually do.

The Twihards say that WE insult THEM! But THEY are insulting US!

Just some shower thoughts and things I think about before I sleep you know?

Harry Potter is a series about a boy who had to save the world. Twilight is about a girl who fell in love with a fairy. These two series are compared have been competing ever since I don't know. UwwwwU This article tells you which one is better. Remember, this is just opinions(if you want them to be opinions). Twihards: just because we like different things, doesn't mean you can be rude in the comments. Here's a cookie!🍪

There are so many reasons. This is one of my favorite ranting subjects! One more thing... Potterhead 4 LIFE!!

Here ya go!

Harry Potter vs Twilight This is a battle between the two worlds that have been feuding since forever....the wizards and witches versus the vampires. Buckle up for a ride of debating, comebacks and major spoilers. However.... DISCLAIMER! Siren blaring! Red light! Alarm going bleeeeeeeeeeep!! I do not mean to insult fans of Twilight or Harry Potter, or the authors. Both are great works of fiction and rightly so. I am only presenting my own opinion, which not everyone may agree with. I am not completely biased towards one series, though I am admittedly and proudly more of a Potterhead than a Twihard. Please do not type hate comments, although I welcome constructive criticism. Most of my posts will be in favour of Harry Potter; just as a warning. Now that that's over, let's begin, shall we?

For who do i write this? Everyone knows Harry Potter is better! OH YEAH! FOR THE 'TWIHARDS' THAT DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!

One, what I'm trying to do is build up the Twilight-Hating-Fandom. So thats m' title! So just come here to crap on Twilight. Okay, I will name reasons why Twilight sucks, compare it to other fandoms, have memes, and just let everyone hate on Twilight. Because... I mean who doesn't? And I will try to have 1-2 a week. And you can send me reasons why you hate twilight and I will put them in. And I will have some chapters dedicated to comparing Twilight to other - *cough cough* Harry Potter *cough cough* wonder what that was there? K.... Have a good day my fellow Twilight haters👋 🚫DISCONTINUED🚫 -> i wrote this in 6th grade so i apologize for how trash it is

Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom!! From Tom Felton and Tom Riddle to Tom Hiddleston and Tom fromTom and Jerry and . . . that's pretty much all the Tom's I know. Oh, and Tom Holland, too! Yeah, that's all the Tom's this time. There'll be other stuff too. Stuff includes cursing.

Edwardo Cullen thinks his family is a group of savage monsters!🌯🧊🥑 He likes to think of his past life, his crappy short-lived life, and his girlfriend 🤡🥺🥳🤓☠👾🤬🤢😡😡😎😑🙄😪😯😶☺🙂 ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Harry Potter VS Twilight VS Percy Jackson C'mon, we all know who wins! HARRY POTTER!!