Twistedhumor Stories

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Dysfunctional family. Dark secrets. Tragic endings. A baby on the way. How did so much go so wrong in just 14 short years?

The story of a young boy and the warped adults around him ((Don't ask what this is, it started out as a RP and got a little out of hand))

"You can run Kook Gayoung, but you can't hide." He smiles, whirring up a chainsaw. My eyes widen, then my lips spread apart to form a wide smile. "I'm just like you. But way different." "What do you mean?" He cocked his head to one side. I smiled. A big, creepy smile. "It means I'm not what I seem to be."

This is a sad but good story. DO NOT READ IF U ARE DEPRESSED OR THINKING OF SUCICIDE!

Poppy lived a perfect life with a perfect family-at least that's what everyone says. Poppy, on the other hand didn't. She was born as the youngest child of the Starlight family-the leading people in technology. Poppy wasn't ungrateful for all the things she has but she'd rather not have them if it meant being hurt by the people surrounding you. Many would choose riches, Poppy would not. Many would choose a powerful family, Poppy preferred a normal one. Many would choose their biological parents, Poppy? She's one of the few that would rather choose an adopted parents. Being in her older sister's shadow all her life, all Poppy wanted was to be in her own light-to be herself. She wasn't as beautiful as her sister, nor was she as smart or as talented as her brothers but she tries. She tries her hardest-but that isn't enough. Because she was always compared to her older sister, she became hateful to the world and everyone in it. She shut herself in and closed everyone off. She hid in a mask that never cracked or saw through, so...she became the villain of the story with a sad ending. When death finally came upon her, she didn't wish for a second chance but only for peace. Rather than peace however, she was sent back in time. When she was only five years old. Will Poppy right her wrongs? Will she finally find peace? Will she stay strong and stubborn? Or will she finally break down? It's a mystery that Poppy would have never thought she would solve-but eventually she did. It just took time. "Second chance? Are you kidding me? I would rather go to hell than go through this all over again!" Poppy screamed. "And what is this?" Poppy gestured towards the screen, "Are you all stalkers or what?" Poppy huffed. "Damn it already! STOP THIS RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND!" Poppy cussed and the screen goes black. "Alright! That's a wrap!"

A story about a Villainess and a Heroine in a single book. Unveil the secrets, lies and misunderstandings surrounding our Protagonists. Their past, present and future all holding significant roles. What twisted humor life has. -N/A [Photos or any media in the story or cover is not mine. ] | photos were rendered and merely edited for the cover. Status: Dropped.

So there is this girl and she has to sacrifice quite a bit for her family because of the past struggles she goes through. She meets a boy (cause really that's always the fun part) and she is convinced he is the most annoying, immature, illogical and sheer dumb critter to ever walk the earth. But soon he pops up everywhere. The girl gets so freaked out that she does something excessive... well the rest is for you to read and hopefully enjoy (wow that was long..) Hope to mix a bit of life's seriousness, goofiness, genuinely good and the I-Don't-Know-Why-Life-Is-Like-This moments into one story.

This is an interesting poem that explains many people's views of perverts.

Heather looks like your normal shy girl but she may look like she's normal but she's far from it. James is Heathers best and only friend so when someone starts bullying him Heather will do anything to make it stop, even if it means Heathers past comes back. What do you think Heather will do for her best friend?

Dark story where Marshall kills characters from the show Adventure Time.