OneSnazzyGnome
Ah yes, the typical You Tuber high school AU. The internet has killed all of my creativity... Let me set the stage:
Dark was the night... No, that's not it.
Harry Potter was a very odd boy... That's not it either.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.... Closer, but still not quite right.
Ooooh! How about, As my body slammed into the locker, I had to wonder what I ever did to God... Yup! That's the best I've got.