Uhhidkwhatelsetotag Stories

I said I was gonna write a story about that one picture ( https://www.pinterest.com/pin/233061349457262578/comments/5156087732925150817 ) which was a lie but then some people were begging for it which made me feel bad so here you go. (also please have mercy on me i usually write stuff in a fantasy setting also i dont know much ab how the military works i just looked at wiki TToTT)