Uhoh Stories

as a lone little girl makes her first friend, she trys everything to make them stay..*Everything*..

Uhhhhhhhh, this is just a place where i can talk about my interests

I'm gonna give my headcanons about EVERY single character in TMF

No. Not really. I just talk shit and speak my mind.

literally just copypastas

so toby ate a chocolate made by Offender...after that he past out in the woods...before he ate it he just finish killing some people...but hoodie didnt remember or ask masky when will he pick toby up!.. read to know all my children!

ANYONE WHO'S NOT MY FRIEND PLESSE DONT READ THISB IT SCARES ME

When I looked into his eyes I could see all of my fears disappear, but when he looked into mine all of his fears became alive. 💜

metalocalypse is dumb and stupid but i am still not over it! :+) here's a shitty fanfic set during the segment in the klok opera "partying around the world", curated for my own personal entertainment, perhaps even yours! this fic does not read like a metalocalypse episode; it's more descriptive and mildly linear than it is classically slapstick; though i would like to think that it is written in a witty, backhanded fun kinda way. it fits within cannon, therefore i proclaim it to be cannon, just because fuck you. if that sounds like your jam, read away! consume my thoughts, eat my words, digest the story.

smut shit pp caca baby did a boom boom

Stuck

Angel had the perfect realationship with Romeo. They've been together for 3 years and she gave it her all. Sadly it wasnt enough, she found out she was getting played.She vows to show him what happens when you play the wrong one. But can she handle a sudden twist or make it quick? READ TO FIND OUT!

Hello, this is a story about dreamnotfound. The original author doesnt have wattpad, I asked if i should upload it here for them. They are on tiktok, please go and check them out: dnf__writer, that would be amazing thank you! As soon as they get wattpad, and want to publish the story, I will immediately delete this. :D Have fun reading!

"She was a rose in the hands of those who had no intention of keeping her." -Rupi Kaur (Milk and Honey) If loving is considered as a crime, Hope Ludgate would probably have a life sentence due to her tendency to fall for guys who always have a reason to shred her heart into a million pieces. She gives her all yet the only thing she receives in return is the dreadful kiss of good bye. She has the lowest discernment when it comes to choosing who to trust. When would her knight in shining armor come and save her from falling to the wrong person again? Or could it be - she is destined to spend her whole life alone? Read through her stolen diary of countless heartbreaks and mistakes.

heyy,,, how yall doinn,,, uh yeah this is my art and stuff so hope yall like it k bye

When a mythical creature held captive by Queen Noritha escapes, the fate of the world is in one mans hands. He doesn't know how to fight, or do anything except be charming. So how does such a man capture the infamous Fahren?

Never, in a million years, did Frankie Lynn think that she would end up employed as a hitman. But, here we are. At age 17, Frankie's job is to kill people and gets money for doing so. Frankie desperately wants to fall in love, but in this line of work, it's hard. Lucky for her, though, the perfect person just landed right into her lap. The only catch is that they're also a hitman, she's their target, and they're hers.

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