Uhohbro Stories

I have rewritten Onision's story "Stones to Abbigale" (this version almost nine times shorter than the original and somehow more complex). This took multiple weeks, breaks and looks at reviews to complete. This parody is used in my youtube video, I Actually Write Onision's book (https://youtu.be/Wy5WmCgoGK0), as a sequel to an original video where I critique the video. If you'd like to hear me read it and hear extra commentary then check that out. Ily!

It's about Lainey and their unicorn, bi, ect😂, in the land of this place called Earth.

You are Andy Biersack, and you have to stay over at your little sisters' party. The night is boring until you are staring dead in the eyes of the most beautiful boy you've ever met. You secretly love him, he secretly loves you, but no-one knows until you play spin the bottle ;)

Caroline ditched her old town full of abusive exes, cruel family, and uncaring ex-friends to start a new life in a new state. She lands a job working at a clothing store in the suburbs of Seattle and crosses path with none other than internet...uh....guy Onision. He's sweet and handsome at their first meeting, he even gives her his number! But she isn't letting herself slip down this hole again, not without a daring, dangerous plan. Something deep inside Caroline drives her into the dark and frightening world of this internet pariah, will she figure her way out the other side?

Just an x Reader of my favorite youtuber.

Olivia Moon is faced with a decision to either "take flight and start new" or "stay and be defiled for the rest of her life". What do you think she'll choose? On the way, she meets a familiar internet figure, who has in the past helped her with guidence. Read to find out Olivia's adventure.(:

im emotionally exhausted i cant even tell if this is satire or not and im the damn fool that wrote it