Umbitch Stories

She was a forgotten in her line of purebloods. He was a broken soul. They were opposites in character. Yet so perfect for each other. They evened out each other's flaws. But like ever perfect love story, nothing was a fairytale out of a fantasy book. or She was fire, he was ice. She was hot-headed, he was mysterious. She was broken in love. He was broken in emotions. They evened out their flaws And strengthened their strengths. They were perfect. They were broken. They were together and that was all that mattered. I LITERALLY FEEL SECOND HAND EMBARESSMENT READING THIS STORY AGAIN 😭

Harry Potter and Dumbledore's warning about the return of Lord Voldemort is not heeded by the wizard authorities who, in turn, look to undermine Dumbledore's authority at Hogwarts and discredit Harry.

I tried don't judge me

Draco malfoy -xreader-"'I will never forget that blonde head' and I never did "

A look into McGonagall's thoughts on Umbridge and how vile and cruel she is. Based on the OotP movie. Angst. Sort of a character study. One-Shot.

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DISCONTINUED I left this up as a reminder to myself never to produce such a monstrosity again.

The legendary Prince of the Sea, Perseus Jackson, returns to Hogwarts for a Suspense filled 5th year. However this time, with Voldemort out in the open, trying to kill both Percy Jackson aka Peter Johnson and Harry Potter. This time Percy's only job is not to protect Harry, but watch over his back too. Except this time, its not just Percy, Harry and Hogwarts trying to fight off the evil, but the Order of the Phoenix has reformed once more. More over, its not one god on Harry's side, but 2 because Artemis, aka Diana Phoebe has returned to do the 5th year with Percy too. So, it's gonna be one hell of a journey, with the Ministry trying to get Dumbledore to Azkaban, an ugly toad trying to rule over Hogwarts, the order suspicious of Peter's every move, Death eaters and Voldemort trying to control the wizarding world from behind the shadows, all while Percy's dating Artemis, the man-hating goddess. Warning: A lil bit Mature content

Hello! Each day I will try to post a meme (and if I don't,I'll catch up for it don't worry) to make your potterhead day little bit better. I do not own any of these memes but I still hope you'll enjoy then and crack up as hard as me!

A bitchy girl and a soul sucking demon, fall in love

Harry Potter and his twin sister are given detention by umbridge for 1 week. But something horrible happens to Ophelia. Read to come on Harry and Ophelias adventure. I only own Ophelia Potter all other rights go to jk Rowling.

In fifth year when the fight against the death eaters take place and Sirius 'died' Harry takes the blame so his friends Don't get sent to askaban Dumbledore is evil and has molly under an imperious. Harry's friends try to free him but because they are under age they can't do much meanwhile in Askaban...

Sarah Raquel was a strong willed girl. Harry Potter was the Chosen One. When these two meet, what kind of relationship would be discovered between the two? And will they be able to fall in love with each other? But there was another thing. Sarah could read minds. "I hate stupid pieces of shit" "I love you too" Disclaimers •I do not own Harry Potter or its characters. They belong to She-must-not-be-name. Ya know the transphobic and Homophobic bitch I hate. •i don't own the pictures in the story. I do not know the original owner but I give them credit

My and My bestie Eli have a deep hatred for Delores Jane Umbridge and so we often talk shit about her. This is a record of every time we do :) Warning. Swearing includes

after receiving a strange letter assigned to Van Honenheim, Führer Mustang-Elric calls the closest person and does the next best thing. he sends his husband Edward Mustang-Elric on a year long mission in Hogwarts as an alchemy professor. Ed tried to get out of going but even pulling the Our child just turned four card, still has to go. what awaits him at this strange school. now that he is dealing with pink toads, a Alphonse look alike, and mischief in the form of two twins and befriending a Snape nobody knows, but be ready hes taking over. I'm so bad at descriptions, this is going to be a three shot. Enjoy!

Esta historia esta ambientada durante la epoca de Harry Potter. Para ser exactos, un año despues de Harry.