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''You could've gotten us killed!'' She slapped him out of pure rage before she even finished speaking. Then, she tiptoed up and kissed him. ''Glad your safe.'' Here are the sassy, hilarious, and adorkable one-shots of Diego and Lila, one of our favorite power couples on The Umbrella Academy (after Five and Delores.)

Diego Hargreeves and Lila Pitts's son Stanley is. Childish. Weird. Insane. Close to Five's age yet he's so. Damn. Immature. He can't stand him, yet a part of him is jealous about his spark for fun. But Five's past means he wasn't able to experience being a teenager again, so what if a special someone could help him feel excited and young once more? Here is a collection of one shots of Five and Stanley Hargreeves (assuming Stanley doesn't..you know.) This fanfic is also posted on my a03, same user as on here xo.