Hidedrag
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"I'm eighteen years old, and I'm currently the most dangerous man in the multiverse. Not because I can destroy galaxies-but because I'm the only person who can make a Witch do the dishes."
In the cold, detached void of the 'Meta-World,' they are known as Monsters, Witches, and Hadou Gods. They are the 'Beyond-Gods' of Umineko and Shinza Bansho-entities who view entire universes as flat ink on paper. For thousands of years, they've lived in a cycle of boredom, mockery, and infinite tragedy.
But I'm a real human. And I've decided the game is over.
Using the 'Golden Truth' of a family's love, I reached into the Singularity and pulled them out of their scripts. Now, the Golden Witch is arguing over the TV remote, the Witch of Miracles is pouting because we ran out of tea, and the Goddess of Twilight just wants a hug before she goes to bed.
They think being 'Beyond-Gods' is everything. I'm here to prove that being human-and being a family-is the only power that actually matters. It's chaos. It's meta-fictional madness. And it's the only home we've got.
"Welcome to the household where 'Red Truth' is used to argue about who ate the last slice of pizza."
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