Unbrellaacadamy Stories

When Klaus spoke to his father, he also revealed he attempted to train a child before them. Now with this new information, they wonder how this sibling of theirs could hate their father even more then them and how to get this unstable brother to join the team. Enter, Roman Dick Gypsy, filthy rich assassin with an odd taste in foods. Will he agree? Can the Umbrella Academy truly be a family?

One can only live on the brink of an apocalypse for so long without getting a little bored of it and doing the only thing that takes the edge off. Drink more, ask less questions, and wake up in strange places with stranger people. For Klaus, that's nothing new. Five, however... well, he's not exactly one to wallow in regret. Nor is he one to find himself in debatable scenarios with a complete lunatic without clothes on and covered in glitter. The walls of the perpetually crumbling and uncrumbling umbrella academy remain strong, but perhaps not strong enough to keep the inevitable loneliness and debauchery that comes with impending doom from sinking into. What else is there to do sometimes, when trapped in a time loop, other than keep the scotch flowing and the sheets tangled? Sometimes momentary satisfaction works wonders on refreshing the state of mind, and the ability to come up with new ideas. Both to kill time, and to save it. With Five on the edge of giving up, and Klaus... well, being Klaus... things can get a little weird, sweaty, and all around hard to ignore for everyone else living under the same roof, with the same daunting fears of what's about to come. But what they don't know can't hurt them, right? Everyone deserves a little fun before the end of the world. Bust out the holy water, the umbrella academy's finest are about to get deeper than they ever have before.