Unclevernon Stories

Holly Potter was the older sister of Harry Potter. Voldemort never tried to kill her. He didn't even pose a threat to her. She presumes he doesn't even know she exists. Which also means, most of the wizarding world doesn't know who she is. Naturally, having Harry Potter as a little brother means she is more than often the second, or third, or maybe even last choice. Maybe that's not the case when she becomes best friends with Fred Weasley

Years after the Battle of Hogwarts is won, and our hero has found a home and more importantly, a family, when all the wizarding world is at peace again, Harry Potter receives a letter one morning. A letter that gets him thinking... This is purely an imaginary work, that I hope might have happened in the world we so love. J.K. Rowling is the owner of all names present here.

Uncle Vernon's Daily Face Yoga is just a little book of Harry Potter memes. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!! **PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE MEMES ARE NOT MY OWN WORK** Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter, JK Rowling does.

After Harry has some bonding time with his son, Albus Severus, he reflects on his odd fear of a common bird. Takes place right after Cursed Child.

VERY SEXUAL

I wrote this a while ago and I haven't posted this yet so um yeah sorry if it's super bad!

read at your own risk.

Vernon poisons Petunia's mind against Lilly and everything they love

This is just a really weird story I wrote a long time ago. But it made me laugh a little, so I thought I would share it ?

wait shit spelled those wrong Anyways so basicaly Denki gets depresst and starts writing music to describe his feelings and he rivald Billie Eilish when his hit banger 'Miss My Bagels' topped the charts. Omg what will happen? Very wel writen book. Engoy.

Being the sister of Harry James Potter was never easy for Y/n M/n Potter, especially when it came to her always being in the shadows of him. She had gotten along quite well with her brother at the Dursleys, always taking the punishment for him, and even if he did what was getting him in trouble, Y/n would always take the blame. That all stopped, though, when Y/n started getting jealous of being in the shadow of her brother. All though, she still remained a peaceful relationship with her brother, after awhile, and even started to become friends with the same people as him. And throughout their years at hogwarts, all they can think of is if they'll ever have a normal year. Ron Weasley x F! Reader Potter Twins Sorcerer's Stone - Deathly Hallows Writing : (✏️) Finished : (✔️) Not Started : (❌) Started : 15/2/2020 Ended : ?/?/? First Year : ✏️ Second Year : ❌ Third Year : ❌ Fourth Year : ❌ Fifth Year : ❌ Sixth Year : ❌ Seventh Year : ❌

Ferrets. The worst animals to walk the Earth. When Draco Malfoy gets turned into a ferret for his own protection, he must find a perfect owner. Just his luck, it's the Golden Boy,. 7th year. Different POV!

Elizabeth Lilly Potter Who was presumed dead turns up at Hogwarts with Harry James Potter her twin everyone is quite intrigued to see Harry Potter when his name was called for the sorting but when Elizabeth's name was called they all just sat there in pure shock for the name of the girl who was meant to be dead on the same night as her parents died but she alive and well walks to the sorting hat. Updates every Sunday 167 IN THE TAG LILLY(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ All credits to J.K Rowling for the storyline and majority of characters (I do not support some of jk Rowling's views on trans, sexuality's etc)

#au: where uncle V loves Harry with his entire heart. (not in a wrong way lol, i mean like in the way a parent loves their child) comment any ideas that you have for the story also im sorry if i get things wrong lol and lastly i might change the plot a bit like some people might not die yk also all the characters belong to jk rowling

"Do you want to talk about it?" Harry raised a brow, the sarcasm shining through his tears. "Oops. Sorry. Well, I understand, you know." xxxxxx Warning; angst AND REALLY BAD WRITING. Edit; Do NOT read this. This story is awful and I have no clue what I'm doing. ElectivelyMute!Harry

Draco and Harry have been married for quite some time. It's been, give or take, at least 8 months since they exchanged their vows and promised one another to be faithful until death does them apart in front of their friends and family. However, when it came to their honeymoon - there never seemed to be the right time for that sort of thing. Right after their wedding day, they established Malfoy-Potter Corp., a company that did business with wizards and muggles. They invested most of their money and time into it, so it was no wonder the company took off better than expected and made two already rich wizards even richer (eventually making them the richest couple in the wizarding England). But what about their well-deserved romantic getaway? "Why not try a muggle cruise?" suggested Hermione, who planned to bring Ron along for the adventure. Draco was a little sceptical about the muggle part, however, agreed under the impression of rest and some alone time with his hubby. By 'alone,' of course, he meant together with Hermione, Ron, Blaise, and Pansy, who thought it would be fun as a group outing. The ship's size ensured they'll have space for both group bonding and private moments. The catch? While boarding, they lock eyes with the last muggle family they'd wish to see: the Dursleys. *** We have a Drarry fanfic here, and my first story in English at that! :D However, it's not just a regular one! As a literature student, I am experimenting a bit with a lot of sources and in this case, my co-writer is no other than ChatGPT! I am trying to find out what kind of text could AI produce, how many things would I need to adjust or change and altogether how will it work (because I thought it would be fun!). One way or the other, the texts will be blended into a final piece of work, so I hope you enjoy it! :D Be prepared for loads of silly and funny situations. No need for further introductions - have fun and enjoy! ;3