Uncool Stories

"I love the sound of the rain. The feel. Even the taste. Most people find rain dreary, but when I hear the inviting pit pats on my roof, I know that happiness is right outside of my front door. Rain is my lullaby at night and my comfort in tough times. Rain is more than just weather, rain is my friend. Rain is the splish that lands on your forehead, that tells you "spring is here." Rain is the bouncing of water, but not just the bouncing. Rain is playing. Rain is jumping and leaping excitedly--and sometimes angrily. Rain is spilling onto my skylight right now, soothing me into a zen state of mind. Clearing my problems--diminishing them. Rain is the one that tells me "it's okay, I'm here." When rain is here, and it feels like lightning is striking me even though there is no lightning, rain makes the crack of thunder fade away. Rain makes me dance and sing and cry and every other possible thing I could do. Rain makes me contemplate, rain makes me romantic, rain makes me smile. Pit pat. The rain taps steadily on the skylight, slowly growing faster and faster. The sound evolving from a distant pitter patter to loud footsteps, now distinctly banging over and over, faster and faster, quicker and quicker. The rain is not just any of those things. The rain is me, and I am the rain."

The happy story of a dog.

A random story I have been writing for a while now and I only continued it because my (old) best friends inspisred me to.

two people with IQs over 200 are forced to work together, despite being complete opposites. i wrote a whole chapter and it got deleted yikes

a historical take on the life of onions

Hilary howard is the clumsy,unpopular girl that no one seems to notice except her best friend,hayden.she has a huge crush on Jason stewart, the most popular guy in school for like ever but he doesn't notice her.but things took a different turn when Hilary hit the jackpot..

stuff i think about on a daily basis, read if you want i dont really care.

This is a story about an awkward, unattractive loner boy named Hike (yes hike like the verb) that accidentally forgets that he sold his soul to a shape-shifting immortal being to become more popular at school. The best part is that, not only does the shape-shifter finally come to collect his soul on his 16th birthday, but he also simultaneously becomes his new classmate. Watch Hike awkwardly menuever a new adventure full of near death experiences, social status renewal, and dimension hopping all while trying to balance being a high school kid. Enjoy.

Alienated, unknown, unrecognizable

𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 ³:⁴⁶ 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙣; 𝗺𝘆 𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 (𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆) ❝ 𝘪'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘬 𝘪 𝘢𝘮 ❞ 𝖼𝗎𝗋𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗅𝗒 𝖻𝗈𝗉𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 ~ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵗʰʳᵉᵃᵗᵉⁿ ᵐᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ: ᵖ!ᵃᵗᵈ 1:05 ───|────── 3:37 |◁ II ▷| ∞ ↺ ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %

How to be cool: 101. Are you uncool? Do you stick out? Well, this guide will introduce you to a whole world of cool, and soon your classmates will go from sneering at you to staring at you (in awe of you coolness)! (Warning: tips may or may not make you cool, in fact, they may make you uncool, but this is a very slim chance.)

A short bit of writing towards geeks and non-geeks alike, explaining who we are and and our stages of development, encouraging self-love and independence from the cruel, judgemental, and absurd idea of "cool".

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Cynicism and high school:--)