Historias de Unironic

Johannehsbureggandey III, aka Jo, teaches some incompetent children at an even more incompetent school, all while battling the forces of Things That Hate Bricks™. WARNING: this story contains many brick. Also plot holes. But mostly brick. --- If you want to learn to brick, what should you learn in school? Or what if you have to be one of the bricks who brick? Then you must be studying at Brick School in this poorly written story and learn one elemental skill. Jo is a new teacher, teaching very horrible students-Coupon Man, Shapeshifter, Tenebriskull, Shourhegathen IV and Microwave-preparing them to be brick. They learn their individual elemental skills and leave on a journey for brick. Many lame things happen, and they also encounter boring situations. Will they achieve their goal of brick and overcome Lucifer, who wants to beat people up and be evil for no reason? Brick School is a story before our earth was bricked, even the whole brickiverse. So it must be another world and 'Brick School' is also in the place we've never experienced. I have no idea what those last two sentences meant but they sounded cool. You can not learn how to involve in this school from reading this because this story doesn't teach anything. You can also realise that this other world is very closely connected with our world. But it has more bricks and plot convenience. That is the brick. We could be brick, and we will be brick. Vaguely menacing, but okay. --- A parody of the book Elemental School: The Door of Dimensions by Qedem J Nesher. Well, at least for the first three chapters, because the rest is behind a horrid smelly prickly paywall and I'm too broke to buy it. After that, it steals plot points (includes spoilers) from Hunter x Hunter, but not in the "making-fun-of-it" way because I'm a very fair person who treats all stories equally. Also Hunter x Hunter is best anime, but Zunter z Zunter is better.

If your hedgie hasn't been pooping, is producing smaller than normal pooplets, or appears to be straining to poop. First line of treatment, making sure hedgie has access to water and giving a little bit of unseasoned pumpkin. If there's no poop whatsoever, another problem (a worse problem) is an intestinal blockage.

liddle kitten kill dada

a lot of people judge me because they know that I am the main character of a book. They think I'm crazy and laugh at me because there's no way that's true but let me break it to you it's true. That's why I don't really get upset that often because I know the end I'll have a happily ever after. They're all just background characters and won't matter in the end.

These are completely unironic and I am not going to make weird lore for them at all

Lawrence Unlawful is not only an evil, lying lawyer who fails to pay his taxes, but he's also a supervillain! - I can't believe I'm unironically writing an OC Despicable Me fanfiction... - Lawrence Unlawful is my character, also the art is my art!

Frisk the Human suspected something was a little off when her big Toriel tried to yell at her when she was just six years old. It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly short flower, Flowey The Flower, that her life finally began to make sense.

🤍jaxe's granma has recently pasted one and left him and his dad with a massive amount of money but they only get it if they live in the house she has left. Jaxe doesn't want to move but will he he changes his mind when he accidentally knocked over a lunch tray and met the best person in his life.🤍

"Some people are so deep. You fall into them, and you never stop falling."

Venus is basically just your average trainer, champion of only two regions, just recently defeated Team Galactic only to find that they are back. She has a relatively interesting past and some awesome friends... some awesome friends with whom she ships together (I'm talking about Gold and Silver, guys). Then she also happens to meet the curious N, who, is kind of not really in the same boat as she. Will they become friends? What's up with Team G? Will Silver and Gold end up making out? I don't know, but you should read to see.

omg so smeggc dude this will change your perspective on romance forever

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