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A teen gang in Great Britain, the Greased are perpetually at odds with the Socks, a publicly-homoerotic group. When the Greased PonyMan (Simon Cowell and Emma Watson bionic-hybrid) and JohnnyCake (Kermit the Frog and Tom Holland natural-crossbreed) get into a scrap that ends in the death of a Sock member, the lovers are forced to go into grade 3 lockdown. Soon PonyMan and JohnnyCake, along with the incense Dallas (Just a glass jar of Dijon Mustard in a stereotypical Cowboy Outfit we stole from Tescosβ’οΈ) and their other Greased butters, must condone with the consequences of their homoerotic lives. While some Greased try to achieve true public acceptance, others succumb to fatal ends.