Unserious Stories

When an unserious lawyer meets an unserious teacher, sparks fly as the vicinity is plunged into darkness. It's a simple grocery run. What could go wrong?

A book showcasing my art, how it progressed since October 2023 and the story behind BlossomTree. I know you have some questions: "'Nostalgia Doodlez'? Why October? What's BlossomTree?" All will be revealed in time, my friend. I recommend reading my bio, then this book to find out.

Itsuki finds himself in the mysterious small town of Horr, Oregon. A place safe from the people trying to capture his family, little do they know, they are not safe from everything else the town has to offer. P. S. Let me know if you have an idea for mysteries or myths or monsters I should cover in the comments

Two boys. One school. A chaotic friendgroup and a schoolyear that feels way longer than it should. Are the flirtations of Nael truly as lighthearted and joking as he claims them to be or is William the one misinterpreting things and reading too much into it? Either way, homosexuality is an absolute no go in the proud boygroup of Willowbrook High School, cool to use as a joke but too much of it turns YOU into one. And what teenager would voluntarily make themselves the butt of the group? None. The friendgroup is being tested throughly as uncomfortable secrets are being revealed along with tensions hanging between more members than William and Nael alone....

with his lover in the depths of a bullying scandal, and his ex-boyfriend out to get him, Rishi fights to balance the governance of a broken nation with his own personal turmoil. satire! (ps if anyone is here from the liz x priti era this is unserious compared to that so lower your expectations😭)

I obviously don't own Duolingo. Just the unedited short stories I wrote in school when I was bored. This is written as a joke.

A book with puns. Obviously?

🎥: the disastrous life of saiki k everyone in the school knew who you were, not because you were teruhashi's best friend. but because of the lack of knowledge you had! you weren't the smartest academically, but it's the heart that matters.. right? (ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ARE OOC, DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE) (THE PHASING OF THE ANIME **DOES NOT** MATCH WITH THIS FANFICTION!)

Basically Alien Stage except the og cast are my dc friends

Meet the Dysfunctional Fosters! "We put the 'fun' in dysfunctional!" Join them on their wacky adventures and maybe some lore?

You read the title. You know what this is. Never did you expect to be romantically torn between the gorgeous club president and a neon blob, but here you were. Part 1 of an undetermined amount of parts! An incredible collaboration with AnOmoriFanatic :D (I swear this is crack/satire, Wattpad please don't take my story down c'mon please please)

Unserious and unplanned plot that I don't even know what this story is about sometimes More upcoming stories soon 🔑🌙 Give me ideas on what to write about! (Jokingly)

PART TWO OF THESE SUCKERS AND AS ALWAYS IT HA- BRUH KEEP THE COVER O- BUT UHHH ANYWAYS IT HAS GAYNESS AND YEAH-

The retelling of the unfortunate event in history. It's been 111 years since the Titanic sank down 13,000 feet into the ocean, the bodies of its old survivors freezing, having no oxygen whats so ever to leave their remains decaying... As the years go by, the infamous Roy Family decides to waste $250k each to travel across the depths of the ocean, on a sketchy submarine controlled by a $30 Logitech gaming controller, to see the sunken ship. You think with all that money, there would be safety precautions but as the $30 Logitech controller malfunctions, Connor (a gamer), is the Roy Family's only hope of surviving. Although Connor's gaming skills are great, he has a little to no effort before they actually get noticed by anyone (him in gen tbh). But the kinnies believe that Connor can save the billionaires....

He's the #1 superhero in Japan. Emotionally constipated. Dead inside. He punches villains in the face, but still can't process a compliment. He's a trillionaire ogre CEO. Built like a forest god. Smells like musk and generational wealth. He signs contracts with his abs and crushes competition (and hearts) without blinking. A forbidden confession waiting behind an impossibly heavy door. What happens when worlds collide, secrets unravel, and a sudden, unexpected delivery throws everything into chaos?

Twilight, a smol bean who isn't a girly girl discovers she's in love with Hulk, she gets a little freaked out. Hulk is an alpha male who is also the heir to the Hulk family throne. He must marry a coquette preppy stanley girly named Elleanora-Marigold-Miranda-Leslina, but he is not in love with her. Instead he finds himself falling madly in love with the nerdy quirky y2k royal magic witch. He discovers that maybe, he wants a smol bean who isn't like the other girls. But will their star-crossed love ever be accepted by their families? And how can an alpha sigma skibidi male and a smol quirky nerdy y2k petite female ever work out? Or will they be destined to part ways..... Forever....

Cassandra Ito-Ivanov lived with her single mother. And then she died. Cassandra Ito-Ivanov had never met her father. And now, with no one else to watch her, she must go all the way to the other side of the country and live with him. She ends up in Cardinal. A tiny, middle-of-nowhere town that has no such thing as Burger King. Her father is missing ninety percent of the time (big shocker), his so-called housekeeper won't stop breathing down her neck, and again, there is no such thing as Burger King. It could be worse, she could be in foster care. Cass is odd, but Cardinal is odder. People go missing on a daily basis, the forest is forever, and there is no such thing as Burger King. They fear the night, for it holds secrets. Note: This story contains themes of death and trauma. Some parts get a little gorey, and I will make sure to acknowledge that at the the start of chapters. 2nd note: While it deals with some strong topics, this story is also VERY UNSERIOUS. Think of it as a horror-comedy. If you're into that, then read it! If not, then don't.

you want to get chimcken nuggies, but something goes wrong

A totally stable friend group that hangs out but argues a lot. One day, they decided to have a Sleepover at F!Y/Ns house cause uhh, she rich and all that stuff.. Anyways, they arrived and did Sleepover stuff. L1GHT then suggested that we should go in a dark forest at 3 AM as fun and they did it. While they were in the Forest, they fell into a trap and are now falling through a hole to another world? But question is, will they survive in this new world? (Most likely not..)

An unserious serious Sena x Justen fic (THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE, PLEASE DON'T SHIP THEM FR FR. I'm watching you. This is just for shits and giggles :D)