Urdnotwrex Stories

A book of funny mass effect comics and memes that I find online.

Jane Shepard was a stranger to emotions. Hard military life and past traumas had stripped her of openly expressing the vulnerable parts of herself, but an inner part of herself had hope that one day someone would help unveil them again. Then, while chasing down a rogue Spectre, Saren, who had allied himself with the Geth to bring back the Reapers, Jane rescued Liara T'Soni. A quirky, awkward but passionate archaeologist with a love for Prothean history. Slowly throughout her time on the Normandy, Jane realises that this tall alien was more than just a crewmate or friend, with help from a few people along the way. See the events of the Mass Effect trilogy through the third person eyes of Jane Shepard, and her feelings towards a certain Asari while simultaneously saving the galactic community. Extra written scenes included. [DURING ME1 TO POST ME3] [PARAGON, COLONIST, WAR HERO FEMALE SHEPARD]

This is filled with short stories about those "Humans Are Weird Space Orcs" posts on Tumblr, but with the Mass Effect crew.

Part one of the mass effect trilogy

It's been thirty years since Thanos, since the endgame battle between his forces and the Avengers. Earth slowly recovered and returned to normal, happily rebuilding itself since people came back because of the Blip. Now the majority of the Avengers have retired, but the mantles have been filled by their children, now full-grown adults. When a portal sends a few of the Avengers to another universe, things are going to get hectic, as they try to get used to their new surroundings. The world of Mass Effect will never be the same again.