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kazuscara sex. thats it

just what the title says, incorrect quotes that fit my tmf au

things that happen in books that ruffle my feathers ft. spongebob memes

[°•this is an au fanfic for dhmis/don't hug me im scared. this au takes place starting at the youtube episode one. yellow guy is called doi, red guy is called harry & duck is called robin. this fic mostly revolves around doi & roy. roy speaks in this au as well, but only to doi. there's child abuse, manipulation and other (possibly) triggering topics in this fic. the easiest way to explain this fic, is that doi is the only one who knows what's going on out of the main three, harry & robin don't fully understand what's happening. roy is behind it all, and doi is fully aware of that. roy also has some controll over harry & doi at points, along with most control over the teachers. though the teachers also have there own feelings & everything. this fic basically follows dois life, and how roy treats him, how what roy does affects him and everything. enjoy :) •°]

Soooo we did this dumb thing where we took a bunch of ships, whether cursed or not, and wrote one fanfic per day and most of them are horrible, but some are real gems. Here's the contents 1. KiriBaku- Kiribaku Holiday Christmas Gay 2. Satoru x Kayo (why)- Kayo and Satoru Being Crackhead Children and this One is Really Bad 3. Sea Hawk x Mermista- Sea Hawk Lights Christmas on Fire 4. TodoMomo- Merry Christmas, Let's Kill Endeavor 5. Rayla x Callum- Zym Learns to Breathe Lightning 6. (Skyward Sword) Link x Zelda- Link Talks and Zelda Shits a Lot 7. Marinette x Adrien/Ladybug x Chat Noir but not really- CATNOIR'SALONETONIGHT 8. Pinkie Pie x Cheese Sandwich- Cheese Sandwich Becomes Candy Cane 9. Ghirahim x Fi- Ghirahim's Sword is too big 10. Padlock (Paige x Tony from Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared)- Tony's Really Fast 11. TokoTsuyu- TokoYummy 12. Hawkeye x Mustang- The Diggy Diggy Dark 13. Sugar Belle x Big Mac- Sugar Belle is Creepy 14. CatrAdora- She-ra and the Christmas Cat 15. Karane x Pippit- Preparing With Pipit and Kooking With Karane 16. YumiKuri (Historia x Ymir)- Ymir's ABS 17. Beast Boy x Raven (Teen Titans GO!)- BB+RAE 18. Darwin x Carrie- Carrie Gets a Body 19. Ojiro x Hagakure- Awful Double Date 20. KamiJirou- Awful Kamijiro 21. Ban x Elaine- Ban Sux 22. Ed x Winry- Tortured Date 23. EraserMic- EraserSPIKE 24. Sasha x Potato-kun- An Awful Day 25. TwiLloyd (Twilight Sparkle x Lloyd Garmadon)- A Christmas Surprise 26. AppleDash (Applejack x Rainbowdash)- The Farm Extravaganza 27. IzuOcha- Wholesomeness 28. Meliodas x Elizabeth- SIRMELIODAS 29. Lyra x Bonbon- Bro it sucks 30. Claire x Jim (Trollhunters)- Jim Sucks 31. Telma x Renado- A Very Telma New Year's At the top, I guess I could tell you if they're bad or not, just... manage your expectations. SO yeah. Read at your own risk. One of the trigger warnings on the Ladybug and Chat Noir one says Self Harm, but it's really just monkey's jumping off buildings.

stingy's gettin frisky wink wonk

What happens when the 2kids that look like siblings fall in love? Find out by reading 😈

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a discord kitten meets an alpha woman who is jealous of the attention she is getting

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ive been thinking about writing a fic where aizawa adopts bakugou for a while, and after reading multiple fics where this happens i really want to now(i threw in other students for aizawa & hizashi to adopt lmao)- its only like 20 something days till i can post on ao3 again. so that's probably when ill start actually updating these books on here too. but basically this fic involves abusive mitsuki (cause let's be honest, she is at least verbally abusive and slightly physically abusive), along with some other shit ill eventually add i wanted to make this a/b/o, but i completely forgot while writing the first bit of the first chapter. so it doesn't get mentioned until after like 600 words-

(Editing) WARNING: A very clichè story. It's nearly the end of the summer holidays and school starts in a few weeks. Jasmine is a tomboy and is just a shy teenage girl who doesn't want any attention, and is the only girl in the whole school who's never had a boyfriend. Caleb, on the other hand, is a popular, out-going, average playboy, who just happens to have a major crush on Jasmine. But he hasn't told anyone, not even his best friend Connor. Caleb can't go out with an average nerd, because, of course, he doesn't want to ruin the "player" image in his best friend's and everyone's head. Until his life changes with a single bet, that Caleb is desperate to win. Who will get the girl? Whose heart will end up broken? And what will Caleb do?

OH LOOK!! there's a ratchet ass child. let's adopt it

This is a literal wattpad story about the fnaf lore bc i dont have anything better to do.. enjoy

I'm only writing this cuz I'm a simp and I actually can't find any fan fics of vox soooo yea bye