Uumbridge Stories

Dear reader, I am not known for my quality written stories, fantastic plot or beautifully made happy endings. In fact, I'm not very well known at all. But over my times as a reader, I have come across some truly disgusting ships from the Harry Potter universe, and have decided that some of this needs to be put into writing. I hope that you despise this piece of modern literature, and it inspires you, as a reader, to engage in some less rank pastimes in the future.