koka-koala
I want a vampire boyfriend.
You know, someone strong, independent, with the hottest body on earth. Kinda like in those movies.
I found it extremely attractive to be dating someone who had big, sharp fangs that could penetrate your skin and bring you either pain or pleasure.
I mean, c'mon. Who doesn't want that.
I guess, not everyone wants that? However... I WANT A VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND.
The only problem you see... is that:
1. Vampires don't exist
2. I'm scared shitless of the dark
3. I'm a guy.
So you see, the chances of me having a vampire boyfriend... well, they're quite literally nonexistent. Or so, that's what I thought before...
A vampire showed up at my house.