Vampirecomedy Stories

Being turned into a vampire at eleven sounded exciting... ...for about the first year. Five centuries later, it's mostly paperwork. You can't rent an apartment because everyone thinks you're a child. You need adult-looking vampires to pretend to be your parents just to see an R-rated movie. Every few decades, you fake your identity and start elementary school all over again, smiling politely while your history teacher explains events you personally witnessed. Thankfully, there's a support group. A secret community for vampires who were turned as children or teenagers, where the members are centuries old, dress like grandmas because that's how old they feel, and help each other survive a world that refuses to believe they're adults. For Elias, who has looked eleven since the seventeenth century, life gets a little easier thanks to his "guardian"-a vampire who looks thirty but is actually younger than he is. To everyone else, they're parent and child. In reality, they're two cranky elderly roommates who argue over chores, complain about modern life, and occasionally have to fool teachers, cashiers, and government officials into believing they're a perfectly normal family. A heartwarming supernatural comedy about found family, eternal childhood, and the strange reality of growing old without ever growing up.

After thousands of years of life, The Vampire King had seen it all, or so he thought. He wasn't prepared for awakening to a new world full of strange technology and unhealthy food. To make matters worse he has to deal with his own family squabbles, a vampire hunter who hates his job, as well as the small matters of starting a war against the human race and learning how to use a cellphone.

Book One of a three book series currently being written by me, CalicoLOLz. Cover not mine. This is not the official cover, it's just a placeholder until I can get another cover. Highest Ranking: #365 in Vampire (12/20/16) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you have a cover or would like to make one for this story, please PM me, it would be very appreciated. I'll be sure to credit you for the cover, of course. Thank you! :3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Keep trying to impress me, although your tries are in vain, for I'm counting down the minutes, to even the seconds, that I'll get to say 'Checkmate'".

The Potato that turned into a Vampire, Now it's his job to destroy the human race and turn them into potato vampires

Anathalia Heidi De Russel also known as the Queen of Delinquent on the Russel Academy she's happy but far from content in her noble life. She's the queen of the delinquents found in her family's academy.Despite the wealth Anathalia has, she knows how to get along with anyone and he can easily find a friend who loves to do adventure. Anathalia can be a Good Friend But Bad Enemy. One traumatic night came to break and test her. She summoned to the other Era, the Era where their noble family name has begun. As conquering the other world where she knows nothing but to survive. Many challenges, unforeseen events, and unexpected trials she went through that brought him on people she can lean on. Then she met Drake Lazarus sleeping on a sarcophagus who believed that she was reincarnated as their late Noble and Honored Priestess Keilani. As she began to understand the purpose of the magical events that happend to her, She started to accepts what's written on her faith to fight for her people and for her love ones but the question is, Will Anathalia can survive her trials? Will she choose to fight or to surrender?