Vampiredad قصص

I'm gojng make this as i go withoout checking my spelling or correcting it

a childs innocent perspective on smth sinister

In the alternate universe relationships as we know them do not exist. Every girl, in order to be in a relationship, needs 2 boyfriends - an indoor and an outdoor one. The indoor boyfriend (Stinker) must stay at home all the time, while the outdoor boyfriend (Conner) has to live outside. However, one day, Stinker notices Conner on a balcony smoking, and they immediately fall madly in love with each other. But, since his sexy vampire dad is crazy jealous about his little son, does this relationship have any chance to work out?

Famous youtuber, Danny Gonzalez, finds himself in quite a pickle when he's kidnapped by the evil vampire dad after rejecting his daughter. But never fear! Marlie and Dolphin Man are here to save the day! Will they all make it out alive?

I had nothing else to do in my life so enjoy this beautiful, satire, hilarious, piece of art that I just made. The commentary Youtubers squad were just chilling and eating some Hello Fresh one day, but what happens when Nick turns green?

Bently only knew vampires to be cold-hearted sadistic monsters. She lost her only friend to a vampire and was now being held hostage by one. Though the vampire who took her claims to be 'fostering' her. Bently isn't buying the whole nice guy act. Why was a vampire letting her stay in his house? And why can't she bring herself to hate him? He's supposed to be an evil vampire like all the other bloodsuckers... Right? Orion Maximell Eliades. Otherwise known as The King of Thorns. A cool title right? Orion doesn't actually have any royal blood in him but he is a pureblood vampire. The only reason he has that ridiculous title is because he's the CEO of Eliades Nursey, the biggest plant nursery chain in the world. Now don't get the wrong idea of Orion. A vampire who owns a bunch of flower shops must be a pretty wimpy guy right? Wrong. Towering over pure bloods at 6'2, Orion still has an excellent build for a 270,562 year old. Every girl wants to steal this bachelors heart but unexpectedly it's suddenly been claimed by a nine year old who's... a human?? This is gonna be a story about a vampire taking in a little human girl and how they became the cutest family ever. (THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE THE MAIN CHARACTERS HAVE A FATHER AND DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP!!!!!)