Vampirehumour Stories

After centuries of peace between the plethora of undead living within the city of Los Angeles, a new threat emerges from the dark, laying waste on every undead it could get its foul grasps onto. None has survived its assault, its maul. Bodies lays dead, ravaged to pieces. When a member of L.A. most revered werewolf clan, the Rigotti Family, were killed in such a gruesome manner no monsters among their ranks has ever achieved, they called upon the city's best investigator to work. Although quite uninterested in the nature of the case, he agreed, having nothing else to do for the week. Richard Courts came to the scene with his trusty assistant, Bidwell, and proceed as usual, examining the body of the late Alejandro Rigotti, who was mauled to bits by a force unknown to man, and the undead. Courts went on to investigate what monster could inflict such damage, that could do such horror unrivaled by his own kind. With a lot in hands, they will face a multitude of problems and a load more things that could spiral out of hands easily. A lot more things. Who knows what's in store for them?

Just a bit of fun, not to be taken seriously (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠) MXM with sexual scenes ******** A bit of a silly story I wrote one evening when I was bored. ******** ORION MALLACHAI SIRIUS KINGSTON, THE FOURTH. SO cheesy, bloody hell (haha aaaah pun intended), otherwise known as Rion, yeah like Ryan but cooler spelling. Orion is a vampire. A modern day vamp. Tall, pale and handsome, hair almost black, eyes grey, tall and slim and pale skinned. He's gay, yeah not stereotypical for a 'bloodsucker', but come on it's the 21st century not the 12th. Making his way through life with his two best mates. Rob, the Queen of all he surveys. Rotund, bouncing blonde curls and gay as it gets, an absolute Queen of the highest order. Josh, skinny, floppy haired, beanie wearing, bespectacled girl magnet. Somehow with more girls trailing in his wake than he can count. The mismatched trio work together in a hardware shop, all fun and games, laughs and jokes, and pub nights. The only problem is Orion is approaching 21. As with vamps and mystical beings he needs a mate.... fast.... or face being mated to Moody Mary, daughter of his parents friends, dull as dishwater and not half as fun as washing up, and Orion hates washing up. Things get interesting though when suddenly Orion's ex Dax returns after mysteriously disappearing two years before. Dax has a story to tell that isn't too pretty. Will Rion forgive him?. Will Dax and Rion sort it out?. Will Rion end up mated to Moody Mary?, or will Mary find her own mate?. Will Josh ever stop playing the field and settle and find true luuuuurve?. Will Queen Rob ever find his King, a King truly deserving of the Queen that he is?. ******** This is a quirky silly short story, it has its serious moments but it's not intended to offend or upset, it's just a silly thing I wrote in a moment of boredom 😁 will contain sex between males near the end of the story, this is marked.