Vampireparody Stories

After thousands of years of life, The Vampire King had seen it all, or so he thought. He wasn't prepared for awakening to a new world full of strange technology and unhealthy food. To make matters worse he has to deal with his own family squabbles, a vampire hunter who hates his job, as well as the small matters of starting a war against the human race and learning how to use a cellphone.

Love bites, especially when you're a member of the undead who can't get an erection because you have no blood flow. Thomas Bently is the mysterious young owner of the local New Orleans high end XXX shop. He thinks after nearly a hundred years of being alive he has things figured out, that is until his estranged lover and creator shows up determined to make his life suck. Dedicated to my lovely wife.