Vantascest Stories

Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have a gicantic flushed crush on your dancestor, Kankri Vantas. You hate to admit it, but you seem to love his blathering chittinous windhole and quite honestly that little "celibate" ass of his. Oh? It looks like he has these same feelings for you, though he wouldnt want to bring such a problematic and highly triggering topic into discussion with you, since he really is actually nervous and scared to admit he really loves you. To my "Triggers" I had lost my rough draft to that so I had to throw it away. But I hope you like this one better. It shows my better muses, the two younger Vantases. And as a fair warning, there WILL be smut/nsfw/lemon in here, and ill build my way to it. This is going to be a (hopefully) on-going thing. I /hope/. Well I think that's it. Enjoy~ Kankri and Karkat © Andrew Hussie ; This story © Me (If you see this anywhere else but here, you need to report it to me please and thank you)

Definately a Vantascest fanfic. The Vantas family are being hunted, for none other than their own blood colour, and have to leave their home to find refuge somewhere safer. (I may or may not have gotten bored in class when this started.

it ended pretty fast, so ya... but its good XD dont worry but enjoy! i might just do RPs ive done for short stories... since i have no motivation for writing a story

Karkat lashes out at Kankri in a dream bubble and instantly feels bad about it. Karkat, feeling like he has n hope of getting Kankri to forgive him, shuts everyone out and attempts to never go to sleep again. With many other problems arising on top of this one, Karkat feels trapped and only speaks to shout at the people on the meteor. This causes him to loose his moirail for good and the thought that sleeping forever may be the only way he'll get any peace.

[the name of the title is a Gorillaz joke, it has nothing to do with the story. This is a Vantascest smut, though this may contain triggering things. But you guys are probably here for the smut.] smh just read the damn smut

Karkat is unloved by his father, and somewhat so by his mother. He believed that nobody would ever love him due to his mutation. That is until he met Kankri.

AU. Faster, faster, Karkat needed to run faster. Away, far, far, away. Away from the monster that was chasing him. But it was too late. It was too late in the fact that Karkat was stuck in a cell with Kankri on a space ship. Yaoi, Vantascest, language, blood, violence, ect.

((I have this posted up on another website so don't yell at me saying I copied it I FREAKING WROTE IT I JUST WANTED TO POST SOMETHING NEW ON HERE!!)) Anyways vantascest with some plot.. I guess..

VANTAS SADSTUCK

KARKAT VANTAS!!!! D9 Y9U HAVE ANY IDEA H9W TRIGGERING IT IS T9 IMPERS9NATE S9ME9NE ELSE, WHETHER IT IS USING THEIR TYPING QUIRK 9R 9THERWISE?? IT IS THE- KAN. I DONT GIVE A FUCK. I DID IT. STOP GETTING YOUR BULGE IN A KNOT. JEGUS FUCK KANKRI, YOU ARE WAY TO TRIGGER HAPPY. Karkat. Language. Haven't I t9ld y9u many times that that is quite triggering? Als9, I apollogise ((#sorrynotsorry)) f9r raising my v9ice earlier, as that can 6e incredi6ly triggering as well. WHATEVER, KANKRI. LETS JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET ON WITH THE GOG DAMNED STORY. JEGUS. ((Vantascest Humanstuck duh))

Your name is Cronus Ampora and you have one of the best matesprit of all time. Mituna Captor. Gods, he just got his Psionic powers back after all this time, and he just keeps finding new ways to make you happy. You are happy, most of your quadrants are filled, with the exception of the ashen quadrant. You just came to realize that magic is real, because there is no way that he would be able to get his powers back after all this time. But, his former matesprit, Latula Pyrope is trying to take him back after she threw him away like yesterday's trash. You will fight her if it comes down to it. Even if you die in the process. All rights go to Andrew Hussie, I only own the plot.

Yeah... Homestuck lemons. Basically Ima just do ships from the comic Homestuck into lemons... hehehe.. ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO ANDREW HUSSIE!

This is SolKri, because holy fuck is it hard to find anyone who ships this, let alone anyone who's willing to write a fanfic about it. And also it seems like there is some black Vantascest...oops. Sorry.

Basically the title.

This story has been discontinued. I can write a smut chapter if somebody asks, though, or if I ever get back into the Homestuck fandom. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU 'LOST THE BAG?'" Asked Karkat, rather annoyed. "6r9ther, if I am triggering y9u in any way, please tell me." Replied Kankri, trying to sooth his brother's worries. Karkat had bought a bag of "miracles" from his morail, Gamzee, a day or so previous. He left the bag in the refrigerator, seeing as it needed to be kept cold, but Kankri moved it. And Kankri has a chronic case of amnesia. Having brain diseases, like amnesia (which means losing most/all prior memories), has a long-running history in the Vantas family. Karkat has ADHD and suffers from bipolar-depression, which forces the two to make some bad decisions. When an emergency occurs, Kankri is forced to remember things he is not capable of keeping stored in his memories for very long. As a solution, the slightly older brother calls a few friends for help, and eventually, they set him up to spill his feelings (after the emergency is fixed, of course) for who his flush-crush is. What will the red-sweatered troll's friends think of him after he unintentionally reveals his secrets?

Kanny licks something he isn't supposed to and heads to his dancestor's house. We'll see what happens~