Vegard Stories

Ylvis duo, Bård and Vegard Ylvisåker never really needed a personal assistant but when they were having the third season of their show, I kveld med Ylvis, things went very busy and they finally decided to have one, Alija. She is beautiful, smart, and caring. It wasn't hard for Bård to fall for her. Would Alija accept the love Bård offers, when in the first place, falling in love was never part of the plan?

I wrote this after hearing in some interview that Vegard had had a kidney stone in the past. I did a little reading about kidney stones and wrote this story. Hopefully, Vegard's real life kidney stone was not this bad, but I have heard some real horror stories about kidney stones! There is nothing sexual about this particular story.

Liv is in a relationship that is worrying everyone around her. When she is put in a dangerous situation, she finally sees the truth. Disclaimer: Vegard is 27, Bård is 24 and Bjarte is 10. I know that the ages aren't right in real life, but it fits for this story. Also, I am not sure what their parents real names are so, I just picked some names.

Part three of the Finn Weber Story. The protagonist is inspired by Vegard's Video Character and the things you can imagine happening to him. But this is NOT telling the story of the music videos, although the chapters (separated in 'books') are named after them! Finally Finn and Vanessa found each other - now he wants to present her his favorite place on earth...

When Alija left Bård, his whole world fell into pieces. Just when they thought that everything will be fine now that the truth was revealed, Alija got into a car accident that made her unconscious probably for the rest of her life. Will he learn to forget Alija or will he wait for her to wake up? Will someone come and fix Bård or will she just break the remaining pieces apart?

This is going to be a fan-fic about Ylvis- Bård and Vegard Ylvisåker. But a bit more about Bård (no harsh feeling against Vegard, I love them both, but this fan-fic is more about Bård. Maybe there will be a story about Vegard later. ;) ) The story is about this girl, Victoria 18yrs who is a singer and songwriter from Norway (Fictional though). And one day she gets an inventation to be on the famous talkshow 'I kveld med Ylvis'. And that inventation leads to more than just an interview.. Background fact: Everything is like it is in the real life accept that Vegard is 23yrs and Bård are 20yrs. And that none of them have girlfriends/wifes or children. This fan-fic is not going to be very violent/sexual. But I recommend readers over 15. Ps. I'm not from a English-talking country, so my English is not perfect, but I hope that you will enjoy the story anyways, and none of the things I write are meant as mean.

“I talk a little to the girl at the register. Turns out she went to the same school as Vegard. She had a major crush on him but he never knew she existed. So sad really. Well, that's life I guess. I wonder if she worked yesterday when we were there buying breakfast? I'm not gonna ask, she talks about him like she´s still into him. Apparently she runs into him now and then. I tell her I think she should talk to him. I mean, why not, she seems like a nice girl.” That's how it all starts, a few friendly words. Nothing you think twice about, something you just say. Maja could never imagine what would come out of it. Hurtful words, broken hearts, destroyed friendships. Vegard says yes to one date with the girl when she convinces him that Maja told her to ask him out. Instead of asking Maja if it is so, he just acts hurt and childish, thinking that Maja doesn't care about him, and gets caught up in an abusive relationship with a fatal outcome. Can Maja help an 11 year old boy save his big brother?

A five minute Story about something really silly - but it might be an explanation...!

Life consists of little brief moments in time. Every second a new painting is created. A painting of just that moment. This compilation of stories are little paintings of moments. Some are imagines, others are one-shots and short stories. Boy meets girl. Brotherly love and forbidden feelings. I have given myself a challenge; to write short stories without any darkness and sadness. Just happy little snippets about probably nothing in particular. Little moments in time. I don't know how it will go, maybe there will only be this first one, maybe only a few or maybe many. They will have one thing in common and that is that hey will all be about Ylvis in one form or another. I do occasionally ship the boys but I don't now whether or not there will be any stories like that in here. I will put a warning (BV) in the titel in that case, so you get the choice not to read. There will not be sex between them (although fluff might occur). (this used to be called Imagine but I have chosen to change name since I have decided to write more than just imagines.)

Two months ago, two men ran away from an intense kiss they drunkenly shared. It is Christmas Eve now and there is no chance of escaping one another... It was through Ylvis fanfiction that we, the two authors of this story met (my humble self as well as the incredible, brilliant TheMaryLaine). The lucky coincindence that we both were publishing on Wattpad led me to my soul mate, the best friend I've ever had and one of the most talented writers I've ever met. It was on New Year's Eve 2014 that we finally physically met, and now that we had the numerous countries between us gone and a week to spend together, we thought that it wouldn't be a bad idea to attempt writing together as it is the one thing that linked us from the beginning. Thus, this is by no means a "common" fanfic - we both wrote it together, which is a huge honor for me. We had our fun, and we hope you'll enjoy reading this little story as much as we enjoyed writing it together.

Sophie Baker, a student at Hogwarts School of WitchCraft and Wizardry, develops more than a teacher/student relationship with a certain potions teacher... Mature - Not lemon.

Hannah finally gets to meet Ylvis, and fly to Bergen to stay with them. Will she just make things harder for them or really make a difference? Vegard also has his eye on her. Will they ever be together? In this book Vegard is divorced, I don't mean any harm to the Ylvis family. Enjoy!

The protagonist is inspired by Vegard's Video Character and the things you can imagine happening to him. But this is NOT telling the story of the music videos, although the chapters (separated in 'books') are named after them! There's much more to Finn than meet the eye! And yes, he's fighting a hard battle to cope with his life. He could really use a friend... You should have read part one before starting this one to understand the complete story! I mean, you don't have to...if you just love to read random stories about pretty dark-curled men - just go ahead! I would not advise, though.

Be careful who you trust because you'll never know a person enough.

I'm bored and feel like writing a crack fic. So here's a Harry Potter crack fic. This is inspired by @Im_a_Rociesaurus who wrote an amazing Harry Potter Crack fic called Harry Potter Crack fic. (and yes this feature the Baykeey, Vegard, and Seamus) -------------- This takes place at the battle of Hogwarts where some weird shit goes down UwU