histórias de Vegard

I wrote this after hearing in some interview that Vegard had had a kidney stone in the past. I did a little reading about kidney stones and wrote this story. Hopefully, Vegard's real life kidney stone was not this bad, but I have heard some real horror stories about kidney stones! There is nothing sexual about this particular story.

Two months ago, two men ran away from an intense kiss they drunkenly shared. It is Christmas Eve now and there is no chance of escaping one another... It was through Ylvis fanfiction that we, the two authors of this story met (my humble self as well as the incredible, brilliant TheMaryLaine). The lucky coincindence that we both were publishing on Wattpad led me to my soul mate, the best friend I've ever had and one of the most talented writers I've ever met. It was on New Year's Eve 2014 that we finally physically met, and now that we had the numerous countries between us gone and a week to spend together, we thought that it wouldn't be a bad idea to attempt writing together as it is the one thing that linked us from the beginning. Thus, this is by no means a "common" fanfic - we both wrote it together, which is a huge honor for me. We had our fun, and we hope you'll enjoy reading this little story as much as we enjoyed writing it together.

Hannah finally gets to meet Ylvis, and fly to Bergen to stay with them. Will she just make things harder for them or really make a difference? Vegard also has his eye on her. Will they ever be together? In this book Vegard is divorced, I don't mean any harm to the Ylvis family. Enjoy!

“I talk a little to the girl at the register. Turns out she went to the same school as Vegard. She had a major crush on him but he never knew she existed. So sad really. Well, that's life I guess. I wonder if she worked yesterday when we were there buying breakfast? I'm not gonna ask, she talks about him like she´s still into him. Apparently she runs into him now and then. I tell her I think she should talk to him. I mean, why not, she seems like a nice girl.” That's how it all starts, a few friendly words. Nothing you think twice about, something you just say. Maja could never imagine what would come out of it. Hurtful words, broken hearts, destroyed friendships. Vegard says yes to one date with the girl when she convinces him that Maja told her to ask him out. Instead of asking Maja if it is so, he just acts hurt and childish, thinking that Maja doesn't care about him, and gets caught up in an abusive relationship with a fatal outcome. Can Maja help an 11 year old boy save his big brother?

I'm bored and feel like writing a crack fic. So here's a Harry Potter crack fic. This is inspired by @Im_a_Rociesaurus who wrote an amazing Harry Potter Crack fic called Harry Potter Crack fic. (and yes this feature the Baykeey, Vegard, and Seamus) -------------- This takes place at the battle of Hogwarts where some weird shit goes down UwU

Life consists of little brief moments in time. Every second a new painting is created. A painting of just that moment. This compilation of stories are little paintings of moments. Some are imagines, others are one-shots and short stories. Boy meets girl. Brotherly love and forbidden feelings. I have given myself a challenge; to write short stories without any darkness and sadness. Just happy little snippets about probably nothing in particular. Little moments in time. I don't know how it will go, maybe there will only be this first one, maybe only a few or maybe many. They will have one thing in common and that is that hey will all be about Ylvis in one form or another. I do occasionally ship the boys but I don't now whether or not there will be any stories like that in here. I will put a warning (BV) in the titel in that case, so you get the choice not to read. There will not be sex between them (although fluff might occur). (this used to be called Imagine but I have chosen to change name since I have decided to write more than just imagines.)

Liv is in a relationship that is worrying everyone around her. When she is put in a dangerous situation, she finally sees the truth. Disclaimer: Vegard is 27, Bård is 24 and Bjarte is 10. I know that the ages aren't right in real life, but it fits for this story. Also, I am not sure what their parents real names are so, I just picked some names.

Mary Laine is a singer in a rock'n'roll band and just happens to meet the Ylvis brothers during her band's tour in Norway. As she's struggling with a drug addiction and a conviction that there's absolutely nothing wrong with her, she gets Bård's attention through her music who would eventually save her life (or not?). As the story evolves through drama, humour, romance, music, drugs, hurt and comfort, Mary Laine manages to find her way of life at last, but could it be too late? Written in an AU where the Ylvis brothers' lives have little to do with reality and are almost completely fictional, which is my way of being respectful to their privacy.

A five minute Story about something really silly - but it might be an explanation...!

Sophie Baker, a student at Hogwarts School of WitchCraft and Wizardry, develops more than a teacher/student relationship with a certain potions teacher... Mature - Not lemon.

When Alija left Bård, his whole world fell into pieces. Just when they thought that everything will be fine now that the truth was revealed, Alija got into a car accident that made her unconscious probably for the rest of her life. Will he learn to forget Alija or will he wait for her to wake up? Will someone come and fix Bård or will she just break the remaining pieces apart?

Chelsea and Becca decided to move to Norway for a tv show, and a fresh start for fun... they expected it to be great but this isn't what they had in mind when they were planning the move! :)

The protagonist is inspired by Vegard's Video Character and the things you can imagine happening to him. But this is NOT telling the story of the music videos, although the chapters (separated in 'books') are named after them! Part one is a one shot originally made as a challenge for me to write admiring words about Vegard! Turned out pretty soon - it's not a challenge at all!

This one isn't so much of a 'fan fiction' more like a fictive fan report... It's when you imagine how it's like to randomly run into Ylvis in your hometown. Admit, you all have at some point! Here is my personal version of it - I kind of made a brain striptease for you so I hope you can relate to my fantasy.