Vernondursley Stories

In which Harry gets into a lot of trouble, but what can he say? It's not his fault.

Harry Potter finds himself spirited to a grimy 1980s South London. In this strange new world, he is astounded to be reunited with his cousin and childhood tormenter, Dudley Dursley. Dudley is living here with his lover Johnny, who Harry remembers seeing in a movie, MY BEAUTIFUL LAUNDRETTE. Keen to make amends for the past, Dudley takes Harry under his wing. But his complicated life leads them both into danger.

Exactly like the books- just that Harry Potter has a twin sister. Adventures of friendship, betrayal, death, disagreements, and a bit of romance. How will Harry and Anna fare when they end up in different houses- especially the one that bares Draco Malfoy in it, and why is she weirdly obsessed with snakes? ---- "Please~" She continued whining, trying her best puppy eyes as she could. "No." "But-" Anna spoke before Draco interrupted her. "No I will not get blackout drunk with you, what is wrong with you?!" He spoke, clearly annoyed by the whole interaction. "It's for a good cause..?" She grinned apologetically.

Basically, I was watching this chick flick with my sisters a few days ago: 10 Things I Hate About You, and I was inspired to start writing this Jily fan-fiction based on it. Anyway... Lily was the most beautiful, intelligent and popular girl at Hogwarts. All the guys used to want to go out with her - that is, until she got a reputation of hexing, slapping, threatening and punching any guy who showed interest in her in any way that wasn't platonic. However, there is one guy who never stops trying: James Potter. James Potter is one of the most good-looking guys at school, along with the one who gets the best grades, does the best at anything broom-related (except cleaning up messes, of course) and, on top of this, is the most completely smitten with the unrelenting Lily Evans. Everybody knows that Lily and James ended up together, and not many people know that technically, it was Vernon Dudley (yes, I'm not kidding!) who set them up. You see, in the Evans household, Rose and John Evans had one rule when it came to Petunia getting married to Vernon Dursley which was in Mrs Evans' words: "Only if by the end of her 7th Year Lily announces to us and the whole of Hogwarts that she is in love with JAMES POTTER and that he is her boyfriend, and MEANS it, can you get married to that pig of a man!" Petunia then ran to her room, slammed the door and bawled her eyes out, because she knew that that would never, ever happen. Her parents were just being cruel - Lily despised James Potter with a great passion. Every summer, she complained to her family about his antics and many methods of asking her out, which was usually a source of great entertainment to them all. But not now. However, Vernon would not give up just yet, and wrote to the only guy that could help him... ~ Set in their 7th year at Hogwarts.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER THAT BELONGS TO J.K. ROWLING --- Mrs. Dursley (née Evans) was proud to say she had a very normal life away from her good-for-nothing freak of a sister, thank you very much. Mrs. Petunia Dursley was a Muggle infatuated with a witch, her late sister, Lily Potter. Devastated she never received a Hogwarts acceptance letter, Petunia began to snub her sister and to bully her. However, when Petunia went to retrieve the morning milk on the morning of 1st November, 1981, a small baby with a lightning bolt scar was snuggled in a basket full of blankets on her front steps. When Petunia realizes her sister is dead and she has to take in the child, she starts to rethink about what would of happened if she wasn't a Muggle. This is the epic tale of what would have happened if Petunia Evans was a witch.

Petunia(noun); /pəˈt(y)o͞onyə/ a plant of the nightshade family with brightly colored funnel-shaped flowers. Native to tropical America. A flower that commonly symbolizes anger and resentment . "𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘗𝘦𝘵." ----- Petunia Dursley, a woman known for hating magic, but what if there was more to the story? ------------- Disclaimer - I don't own Harry Potter or most of the characters mentioned in this story, all rights go to J.K. Rowling . Warning: Slight cursing

Remus Lupin's sister should have known better. Of course her brother and his best friend, Sirius Black, would steal the one and only Harry Potter from his home with the Dursleys. When they need a place to hide the boy, where do they go? To Fiona Lupin's home. Sirius and Remus own a small bookstore near Privet Drive. Harry loves it there despite not really being allowed in. When Sirius and Remus discover how he is treated by the Dursleys what can they do but take him away? This is an alternate universe where Lupin has a sister, Sirius doesn't go to prison, and he and Remus save Harry from the abusive Dursleys to raise him themselves. I didn't come up with this idea myself. I got some of it from another fanfiction called Stealing Harry. It's on Ao3 and I highly recommend it.

Harry Potter has always been a Potter, but one day that all changes. In the summer before third year, as his hormonal changes began to kick in, Harry started to look a lot more like Snape. Will Harry want Snape to be his father after years of abuse and neglect at the Dursleys, or will Snape prove to be another adult who doesn't want him?

Harry and Evelyn. The twins who survived. Halloween 1981 was the day the Potters died and a new life began. The siblings are brought to the Dursleys, where they're hated and despised. Growing up, they realise all they got are each other. They are a copy of each other, nothing distinguishes the two. That is, until the day the Hogwarts letters arrive. Because they're all addressed to Harry. Evelyn is a muggle. Will this fate tear the siblings apart? Will the past repeat itself? Or will their strong bond overcome it? °•°•°•° cover by @meha-k

When a fat Slytherin besieges Lily Evans's house, she is not entirely pleased. After she decided she has had enough, she escapes and tries to get someone to get rid of him. She meets a stranger named Harrison, and finds everything is a little different than she thought. Okay, so this is based on my favorite book of all time, The Savage Damsel and the Dwarf by Gerald Morris. That book is WAY better than this book, so if you like this at all, you will LOVE the actual book which is perfection. I hope you enjoy it. The characters all belong to JK Rowling except the ones you have never heard of before. The basic story- line belongs to Gerald Morris, so if you find it brilliant, it is his work. The idea of bringing the characters and plot together is the only thing that is truly MINE (also some of the wording, although some scenes are basically straight out of the SDD).

Well this is weird.

Disclaimer: sort of a remake of 'A Female Warrior and A Hero' and I don't own the cover photo, I just alter it a bit. Harry Potter ; also known as the chosen one, is just starting a normal day as the slave of the dursleys when he came across a strange book in the attic. Harry takes it home and starts to read it, unaware that as soon as he starts to read it; he'll have a new destiny, new magic, and new family.

As a weasley, her parents have many expectations for her. Her twin brother Ron wants to be head boy. Jennette just wants to be a girl with no limits. So she studies and studies. She starts Hogwarts at the head of her class. When she meets Harry Potter, she falls in love. But she knows that Harry is famous and thinks that Harry wouldn't like her back. So she tries to stay away from telling Harry about her crush. Ron eventually figures out.

One shot. What if Lily's past isn't as perfect as we thought? what if there was a reason for Petunias behaviour towards harry?

On a dreary, miserable eve Vernon Dursley finds himself swept away and enraptured by the most unlikely of woes. (and hoes). Join him on his life changing journey as he finds himself, a wife, a pig-child and possibly more than he bargained for in this harrowing tale. Updated summary. I hadn't realised how much of a mess the original was. Love from the ever devoted absent writer.

James and Lily had twins but after the death of James and Lily they were sent to live with their disgusting idiotic Aunt, Uncle, and Cousin. After the 2nd wizarding war ended Azalea Potter couldn't handle the deaths of Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Mad-eye, Fred, and even her own twin brother Harry. She realizes that her and Harry's "friends" have been stealing from them and takes her 4 year old godson with her leaving to Mystic Falls Virginia not knowing what she's getting herself into.

It's in the title.

A combination of Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, DC, Sherlock, and Avengers oneshots that I made up while half-awake.

You know the story of Harry Potter, but what if the Sorting Hat hadn't listened to him? After all, Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness. There's no doubt about that.