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WARNING, these are not masterpeices but really bad stories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uhmmm yes ik random does not equal funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont come at me screaming "THIS ISNT FUNNY !!!!! YOU SUCK !!!!!" also most of them are probably gonna be inanimate insanity related!!!!!!!!

|Originally from Quotev| In the year 3016, Peppa pig was left devastated, after 12 years of a relationship with Freddy Fox gone to waste. With a tarnished reputation of the former child tv star, Peppa has decided to no longer be silenced and looked down upon. She decides to do the most pro gamer move of all, run for president. After all, this is all out of revenge..

Harry is a bad boy. Louis dies

I'm back, kinda. 😀 Okay, so this was based on something I saw on YouTube and thought it would be a funny story. You will get it because I have no idea how to describe this story 👍

YOU HEARD THE TITLE RIGHT LINDA: YEAHHHHHHHHH! SHUT UP LINDA! Emily: I've made mistake coming over........

HEE HEE HEE HAW The future is so yesterday When everything is run your way Your influence is everywhere Smell innovation on the air You tell me that I'm too ambitious Well I say I don't care! Now let's take a look at the profit margin No, let's not, that's corporate jargon You all want what you understand So what I supply is what you'll demand I'll never lose if you keep letting me win But with the good that I do, is that such a sin? I created all that you believe You give me power you can't relieve Cobs, what does this all mean? What's your latest machine? Am I going too fast? Is all this progress too loud? Did I leave you in the past? Let's take some Q's from the crowd This may come off as a stupid question But what exactly do you aim to achieve? Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question So it's wise of me if I ask you to leave This new product, the "Me" technology Is that not groundbreaking World-shaking mythology? Well that all depends on your own ideology But if I caused suspicion, hey! Take my apology! Cobs, you're always being coy Is there a bigger plan? Is this just a decoy? No doy, I mean you always think I've something to hide And this is no different, you've implied! So, Cobs, is your whole persona intended To keep those suspicions extended? So all your schemes become blended And your work cannot be contended? Um No questions! The future is so yesterday (The future is so yesterday!) When everything is run your way (When everything is run, run, run, run, run your way!) Your influence is everywhere Smell innovation on the air You tell me that I'm too ambitious? Well I (I) don't (don't) care! The future is so yesterday!

shower ? thoughts ?

The stupidest thing ever

The Carrot Song but it's only halfway finished because i'm lazy and i want to go play minecraft.

the title says it all. Krew and nijisanji memes and art but this is basically a frickin mindap gotta love here the art I put here is by me and some I will credit if someone else makes it. thank you for reading if you did

"Let's meet again,one of these nights"

So this is based off my PFP,This is my first story so please,no hate

idk man

wow (made because of SleeplessFalse, drop them a follow)