Vilschoeheit Stories

. . . . . ╰──╮✞╭──╯ . . . . . "God, give me patience." "I think you mean 'give me strength' (y/n)." "If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.&qu...

▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ ... "O-omigod! Ace-kun actually said something smart!" "HUHHHH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!" ... ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ ‿‿‿‿ In which Yuu...

◇──◆──◇──◆ " ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴀᴅʟʏ... ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ᴀ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ? ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇʏ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏs sᴏ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍɪɴᴅ. " " ɪ- ᴜᴍ ᴜʜ . . . &qu...

(Rewritten from Good liar) ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ "Things could be worse, you know!" "How?" "How what?" "How could they be worse?"...